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curious2garden

curious2garden

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pabloesqobar said:
Thank you. That's generous. I wasn't mean to the Bunny gentleman, thought he would've reached out.
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Ikr you were very kind. Frankly I think you should reach out and find out why you were slighted! Possibly you can assist him. He just can't seem to get this right, can he o_O

Gary Goodson said:
Nah he just felt like he had to tells us he thought we sucked.

Like we give a fuck:roll:
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If I haven't pissed someone off I'm probably doing it wrong
 
tyler.durden

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ANC said:
We had a dubbed version of ALF (was actually funnier than the original), I remember him always trying to hypnotize the house cat, Lucky.
You are no longer a cat, you are now a hotdog!.

I don't get why people shoot animals. Imagine them just walking around having a nice time, then BAM, some arsehole with too much time on his hands shoots you.
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Sounds like Chicago...
 
Gary Goodson

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mr sunshine said:
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That’s why we have one of highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. By 2007 we actually had the highest.
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And you have to also factor in that talking about sex in a Hispanic household is taboo af. So our poor young girls end up learning about sex from some dumb idiot on the streets.

Which is why me and my wife have made it a point to have open dialog about sex with our daughter. We’ve told her if she has any questions or concerns that she can always talk to us. And not feel ashamed to ask these very important questions if she feels the need.


Ya boy Gare might come off on this board as a troll(and I love it) but irl I hold my shit down like a G!
 
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Singlemalt

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Gary Goodson said:
That’s why we have one of highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. By 2011 we actually had the highest.
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And you have to also factor in that talking about sex in a Hispanic household is taboo af. So our poor young girls end up learning about sex from some dumb idiot on the streets.

Which is why me and my wife have made it a point to have open dialog about sex with our daughter. We’ve told her if she any questions or concerns that she can always talk to us. And not feel ashamed to ask theses very important questions if she feels the need.


Ya boy Gare might come off on this board as a troll(and I love it) but irl I hold my shit down like a G!
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Daughter: Daddy?
Gary: Yeah sweetie, what's up?
D: I have a question?
G: Sure baby go ahead and ask
D: How many dicks can you fit in your mouth?
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Gary Goodson said:
That’s why we have one of highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. By 2011 we actually had the highest.
View attachment 4044738

And you have to also factor in that talking about sex in a Hispanic household is taboo af. So our poor young girls end up learning about sex from some dumb idiot on the streets.

Which is why me and my wife have made it a point to have open dialog about sex with our daughter. We’ve told her if she any questions or concerns that she can always talk to us. And not feel ashamed to ask theses very important questions if she feels the need.


Ya boy Gare might come off on this board as a troll(and I love it) but irl I hold my shit down like a G!
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That's what's up, nobody in my family talked about sex. I learned what a big dick was by looking down.
 
Chunky Stool

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Walleye is the best tasting fish.

I remember being at Lake Erie in the early '60's on a family vacation. The beach was littered with stinky dead fish from pollution. I remember my dad saying, 'we won't be coming here again'.

The best thing they ever did was enact laws to clean up lakes and rivers around here. Everything has come back. My local river isn't orange anymore, and people can fish there again.
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Yellow perch are from the walleye family and also very tasty.
MUCH easier to catch too.
Here in WA there are no limits on size or quantity. On a good day, you can troll a small crankbait and fill up a cooler before lunch. :cool:
 
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