I'm sorry for all the sexy harassment

[Bob Zmuda]

Yes yes because that makes sense. Employ "warsocks" to "back" me by calling me "slut, I wanna blow all over pics"...... Yes that was definitely my tactic.

Are you purposefully being obtuse? Dear god please tell me yes.

 

[Indagrow]

I hate when that happens, that's why I masterbate 4 times a day. Yeah, I don't wake up with boners anymore, but that's ok. Seriously, my phone broke a couple of days ago so I'm not watching porn when i shower. Woke up yesterday with a raging hard on.... had boxers on and my Dick was sticking out of the little window

Its crazy how sticky cum gets in a hot shower but stays creamy in a hot pussy..science. 4 times is a commitment because I have a job that constantly has me seeing and handling fuck up bodies so I fret ill correlate the two and ruin my already fucked up sex life. Do you think if I do the 4 in say a half hour span before going out it would be equivalent? Or do I need 4 full nuts? I know seamen comes from the testicles but Where dose cum come from? I've spent so much time researching the female organs I'm realizing I have a loose grasp on my dick

 

[cannabineer]

he is about to be fucked by all of TnT

 

[Venus55]

Your assumptions and failed logic, expose you far more than your, pandering, skin pics. Please take your own advice and if you don't like reading what I write put me on ignore.

Contrary to what u choose to tell yourself and believe, I have absolutely no problem with u or your writings.

 

[Venus55]

Are you purposefully being obtuse? Dear god please tell me yes.

Oooh, sorry yes I misunderstood. You're saying I was the master behind the puppetry? I promise u, I was not.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Oooh, sorry yes I misunderstood. You're saying I was the master behind the puppetry? I promise u, I was not.

 

[farmerfischer]

holy shit that is fucking hilarious ..

 

[curious2garden]

 

[SunnyJim]

When you show up days late to the sexual harassment party and you've missed all the socks:

 

[Blue Wizard]

When you show up days late to the sexual harassment party and you've missed all the socks:

There will be plenty more socks where those came from, don't worry. This place churns out more socks than a sweat shop.

 

[whitebb2727]

I hate when that happens, that's why I masterbate 4 times a day. Yeah, I don't wake up with boners anymore, but that's ok. Seriously, my phone broke a couple of days ago so I'm not watching porn when i shower. Woke up yesterday with a raging hard on.... had boxers on and my Dick was sticking out of the little window

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.


Starts to attract unwanted attention.

 

[jerryb73]

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.


Starts to attract unwanted attention.

So you’ve heard..

 

[Karah]

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.


Starts to attract unwanted attention.

 

[whitebb2727]

So you’ve heard..

Errr. Um. Yea.

Tis the facts of life.

 

[Chunky Stool]

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.


Starts to attract unwanted attention.

 

[whitebb2727]

Exactly like that.

 

[lokie]

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.


Starts to attract unwanted attention.

TMI

 

[tyler.durden]

Errr. Um. Yea.

Tis the facts of life.

 

[Singlemalt]

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.


Starts to attract unwanted attention.

This sounds like a TED talk

 

[neosapien]