Random Jabber Jibber thread

mr sunshine

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When I was ten maybe. One of my grandmas goats choked on an apple and died. She made me cut it open and take out some sack.. I didn't want to but I can't have my grandma thinking I'm some type of bitch, So I did it. She died a few years ago and I didn't go to her funeral, I wish I had but I don't regret not going. I said I wasn't and I didn't because I do what the fuck I say I'm going to do.. I'm not just saying shit for fun, there's fucking levels to this shit..
 

Indagrow

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Stripper season? :shock: Damn, where do I sign up?

As for shooting seals, you go to jail in these parts for stuff like that unless you're Alaskan Native.
We had a dubbed version of ALF (was actually funnier than the original), I remember him always trying to hypnotize the house cat, Lucky.
You are no longer a cat, you are now a hotdog!.

I don't get why people shoot animals. Imagine them just walking around having a nice time, then BAM, some arsehole with too much time on his hands shoots you.
They where eating the fish (go figure) and pushing them deeper.. The commercial fishermen are a greasy greasy salty bunch

You get fucked for shooting them here too but when they just wash up on a scenic beach to the horror of those who summer in the cape.. With no one around its impossible to pin it on anyone
 

tangerinegreen555

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I'm in central Ohio. I've fished the southern side of the state a lot. Also try to get to lake Erie at least once a year for walleye.
Edit....my buddy has 50 acres a few hours south of columbus that we hunt and fish all the time.
Walleye is the best tasting fish.

I remember being at Lake Erie in the early '60's on a family vacation. The beach was littered with stinky dead fish from pollution. I remember my dad saying, 'we won't be coming here again'.

The best thing they ever did was enact laws to clean up lakes and rivers around here. Everything has come back. My local river isn't orange anymore, and people can fish there again.
 

lokie

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I have programed my cell phone with distinctive ring tones for easy recognition of who is calling.

For generic numbers, people I do not know, Men At Work's Who can it be now was chosen.
When I here that I almost always ignore it and let it go to Vmail.

Most of my ring tones match in some way my thoughts or feelings of the people they are attached to.

I found this little jewel along my way.

I'm BOSSY, I'm the BITCH yall love to hate
This has been assigned to my step daughter. :lol:
 
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