My thoughts on the Las Vegas massacre

londonfog

londonfog

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@TacoMac
I suggest you peek the ingredients of the " real Mayonnaise" Duke

Soybean oil, eggs, water, distilled and cider vinegar, salt, oleoresin paprika, natural flavors, calcium disodium EDTA added to protect flavor.
And do tell wtf is natural flavors.
You argument would be better if you are making it homemade.
 
TacoMac

TacoMac

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londonfog said:
@TacoMac
I suggest you peek the ingredients of the " real Mayonnaise" Duke

Soybean oil, eggs, water, distilled and cider vinegar, salt, oleoresin paprika, natural flavors, calcium disodium EDTA added to protect flavor.
And do tell wtf is natural flavors.
You argument would be better if you are making it homemade.
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That pretty much is homemade pal. You can make Duke's with a simple trip to the grocery store. Natural flavors are typically spices like garlic, pepper, etc. that are such a small percentage of the product they don't warrant listing. If it's artificial or non-nutritional, it would say "inert ingredients".

Frankly, when I make my own mayonnaise (which isn't very often anymore) I use extra virgin olive oil not soy or vegetable. It has a much better flavor to it, but the downside is that it doesn't fluff up as much without some added egg whites.
 
londonfog

londonfog

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TacoMac said:
That pretty much is homemade pal. You can make Duke's with a simple trip to the grocery store. Natural flavors are typically spices like garlic, pepper, etc. that are such a small percentage of the product they don't warrant listing. If it's artificial or non-nutritional, it would say "inert ingredients".

Frankly, when I make my own mayonnaise (which isn't very often anymore) I use extra virgin olive oil not soy or vegetable. It has a much better flavor to it, but the downside is that it doesn't fluff up as much without some added egg whites.
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STOP
Like I said guy your argument is better if you had said homemade mayo. Duke is not homemade at all pal. I would ask you to tell me what Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid ( I'm sure I misspelled it but that shit too damn long ) form you use for homemade, but I know how that conversation would go.
Do you also know what other ingredients are considered natural favors...pigs ass, and fish oil as well as bark etc. I myself would like to see which natural flavors they use, no matter how limited the amount.
 
TacoMac

TacoMac

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I never said Dukes WAS homemade.

You made a big deal about how mayo has oil in it and seemed to praise how good for you and wholesome Miracle Whip is. Fact is, Miracle Whip has far more bullshit in it (note the high fructose corn syrup) that regular old Duke's does.
 
londonfog

londonfog

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TacoMac said:
I never said Dukes WAS homemade.
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TacoMac said:
That pretty much is homemade pal.
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I guess this is like being pretty much pregnant but not pregnant, at the same damn time.
Like I said your argument is better coming from the point of homemade Mayo.
By the way this conversation was started by me asking Tampon why he thinks all black people eat fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.
 
TacoMac

TacoMac

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londonfog said:
I guess this is like being pretty much pregnant but not pregnant, at the same damn time.
Like I said your argument is better coming from the point of homemade Mayo.
By the way this conversation was started by me asking Tampon why he thinks all black people eat fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.
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Now you're just being a complete fucking moron.

"Pretty much" does not mean "is".

About the only thing in Duke's that isn't are the same things everything else has: preservatives. Pull you head out of your ass and stop being such a complete douchebag.
 
londonfog

londonfog

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TacoMac said:
Now you're just being a complete fucking moron.

"Pretty much" does not mean "is".

About the only thing in Duke's that isn't are the same things everything else has: preservatives. Pull you head out of your ass and stop being such a complete douchebag.
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Stop talking like Trump then.
Again if your girl told you she was pretty much pregnant, is that the same as she is or does that mean she is not...or maybe she just a little pregnant ?
 
Fogdog

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TacoMac said:
Now you're just being a complete fucking moron.

"Pretty much" does not mean "is".

About the only thing in Duke's that isn't are the same things everything else has: preservatives. Pull you head out of your ass and stop being such a complete douchebag.
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I find the shelf life of Best Foods to be amazing. We don't use it much and it never goes bad. I have the feeling that if we just keep it at refrigerator temperature, it will outlast the pyramids.
 
MichiganMedGrower

MichiganMedGrower

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Fogdog said:
I find the shelf life of Best Foods to be amazing. We don't use it much and it never goes bad. I have the feeling that if we just keep it at refrigerator temperature, it will outlast the pyramids.
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I have always preferred Hellmans (Best Foods) but now that you mention it. Maybe long shelf life isn't the best quality for a dairy product?

We are preserving ourselves for the long ride on the space arc maybe?
 
Heil Tweetler

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ANC said:
Lol like McDonalds fries. They just don't seem to decay.
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MichiganMedGrower said:
I have always preferred Hellmans (Best Foods) but now that you mention it. Maybe long shelf life isn't the best quality for a dairy product?

We are preserving ourselves for the long ride on the space arc maybe?
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At an autumn brunch my ex father in law once tossed a slice of supermarket packaged cured salmon into his yard because he found it foul and lame compared to the deli stuff he normally served.

I found that slice he tossed the following spring. It was still bright salmon colored and a bit oily, it was salty too
 
BarnBuster

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"The mass murderer who gunned down 58 victims during a Las Vegas music festival in October died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the mouth, according to a coroner.

Stephen Paddock’s death was ruled a suicide, Clark County Coroner John Fudenberg told The Associated Press.

Among the victims in the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history, 21 people were shot in the head, 36 died with chest and back wounds and one died of a gunshot to the leg, according to a chart the coroner released.

Four victims had multiple gunshot wounds. All 58 deaths were ruled homicides."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/stephen-paddock-committed-suicide-shooting-mouth-article-1.3714953
 

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MzanziMarijuana

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Jesus I was confused, I read the title and went straight to the 15th page and was like, "WTF he did it because of homemade mayonnaise, but why!!!!????"
 
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