What did you accomplish today?

[jerryb73]

PS: Ken dolls really get shit faced when their stuck in a toilet .

Lol, a while back my daughter came outa the bathroom carrying her glasses, I asked what happens and she said she dropped them in the toilet.. lol.. I said, let me clean them for ya..

 

[Singlemalt]

Aren't peeves wonderful company? But keep an eye on them; they do so like to get out. The feral peeve situation in my neck of the savanna is getting a bit noticeable.

My favorite tool for dealing with peeves, feral and domestic

 

[Chunky Stool]

And they named you chunky stool , bathroom humor to the max .

Yeah, my dad 'Sticky P Stool' was a funny guy!

 

[whitebb2727]

Wow! 2000 for a water heater install and that's a good deal? We have gas, the last thing I want is some ignoramus blowing up my home with bad gas work. We put our own replacement in. No big deal. I never realized how lucky I was my dad did all this type of stuff and made me help.

Although I must admit changing out a toilet is intimidating to me. Yes I've helped and yes I'm scared. I am STILL going to change out my own toilets upstairs when we remove the carpet (hopefully next year). I hate carpet.

I refuse to pay anyone for fixing something for me.

 

[cannabineer]

When our kids were little I caught them in the dark bathroom huddled around the toilet looking in - the only light in the room was coming from the shitter.

Little rats, one of them had flushed a flashlight that I had to retrieve.

or "shitty"

 

[mr sunshine]

What are you putting on your headstone or spork or shopping cart to mark your gravesite?

Chirp, chirp.....

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I would love to see the Flying Fuck Farms brand I imagine it to be three Capitol Fs book cased by a pair of wings
@Bob Zmuda can you add illustration to my imagination.

I got you.

 

[Indacouch]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

 

[srh88]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

shit that sucks. good luck man

i hope they didnt try to steal your Fuck

 

[jerryb73]

shit that sucks. good luck man

i hope they didnt try to steal your Fuck

Fuck that..

 

[jerryb73]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

Damn bro, good luck.

 

[whitebb2727]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

We don't call cops around here. We throw the bodies in a hollow somewhere.

 

[Singlemalt]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

Ahhh, feral peeves. The proper tool posted above

 

[neosapien]

I think the internet has given everybody irrational ideas of how much life actually costs. I accomplished not choking a cunt today.

 

[jerryb73]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

Just in case bro..




@ANC, had to use it. Thanks buddy. Lol

 

[Chunky Stool]

Saw a few webs & one young worm on a mint plant.
This motivated me to go spray my outdoor medicine garden. I've got a variety of bugs anyway, so now is better than later.
I fucking hate bud worms...

 

[Bareback]

Cops on the way to Indas house....you guys won't believe this shit....actually this day and time you will......fucking theifs

I caught one of em about a half mile away from the house ......caught em with several good right hooks to be exact ......sheriff seemed cool on the phone so wish me luck on face to face about to happen....

I hope you don't get fucked in this deal. Was anyone home ?

 

[tyler.durden]

Just in case bro..



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@ANC, had to use it. Thanks buddy. Lol

This is an amazing idea. The only downside is having to kill a large dog for each body I want to dump. Oh, well...

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[Nugachino]

At least you have carpet. I'm in a place where we can see as low as -5°c in winter. There aren't any carpets in this house. And I'm pretty sure the fuckers even skimped big time on the insulation too. This house is a piece of shit. Like right now. I can see my breath in the kitchen.