Most solid burns

[_gresh_]

I am starting an archive of the most solid burns. Whether they are as strong as @mr sunshine s hot-fire, or as weak as @Stoned Farmers glffjns-sffgdds. We are going to go ahead lay them all out here.

I'll start. Only three burns per post, don't be a greedy cunt plz.

• If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
  
• Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
  
• Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[chemphlegm]

this is just so awesomeness, how about Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me

 

[_gresh_]

this is just so awesomeness, how about Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me

How about you grow a dick and throw some insults?

 

[_gresh_]

• What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
• Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
  
• If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents
  

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[mr sunshine]

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.

 

[Gary Goodson]

The only way you're ever gonna get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!

 

[mr sunshine]

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

 

[Gary Goodson]

You're family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick! Bitch!

 

[dagwood45431]

You're family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick! Bitch!

You get a discount at ancestry.com because your family tree has so few branches.

 

[mr sunshine]

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

 

[mr sunshine]

The last time you were inside a woman was when your mom took you to the Statue of Liberty.

 

[_gresh_]

 

[tyler.durden]

Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif...

 

[chemphlegm]

How about you grow a dick and throw some insults?

ok, but what you gonna do with my big dick?

 

[mr sunshine]

ok, but what you gonna do with my big dick?

I can teach you how to insult people if you want.

 

[_gresh_]

ok, but what you gonna do with my big dick?

I

 

[mr sunshine]

Why did the chicken cross the road?BECOUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS BITCH.

 

[dagwood45431]

ok, but what you gonna do with my big dick?

Your dick is so small you can use a Cheerio for a cock ring.

 

[tyler.durden]

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