smartsoverambition
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i kno! i swear it's like watching relentless zombies comin after u i can feel it i'm gonna end up hitting someone with a pan!
I Lost My Virginity When I Was...?
- Thread starter imtylerdammit
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smartsoverambition
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great story i may have to turn this for my lit class lolgood man vette. if i could pass this i would
hahaha isnt that how it is with every girl?
got a great story for everyone here. ok so the first chick i ever had sex with i loved. ya i loved her at the time i guess,...i was a kid whatever. so when we were together we had A LOT of sex. saw eachother everyday and had sex everyday, multiple times a day for 5 months straight.mmmm. anyway. so when we broke up and some months pass i find out then she girl has been fucking anything with a dick she could find. literally anything. in 6 months she had sex with 8 different guys after we broke up.
what am i tryin to say ladies? dont get attached to this thing. its addicting.
but that's fucked up atleast u got alotta sex outt it!
imtylerdammit
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thanks to everyone that finds my sex story amusing but this is no laughing matter. women are touching this thing and becoming addicted! idk why!
anyone else have any good sex stories? good meaning, not for you but all together, amusing/funny/interesting/disgusting.
anything?
anyone else have any good sex stories? good meaning, not for you but all together, amusing/funny/interesting/disgusting.
anything?
smartsoverambition
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wow do u have u have crack ski or sumthin?
wow u shuld start chargin lol
i got tons of crazy sex stories... but I gotta get toward some early evening domesticalities.
but we'll get get back to this.
smoke tough, y'all.
peace.
imtylerdammit
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they just love the dick i guess. dont know why haha. when times get tough ill remember your words and start chargin bitches for rides
sarah22
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when i was in my mid teens i got myself off 22 times in 1 afternoon...lol.
smartsoverambition
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omg sarah ur making me wanna come thru this screen and fuck u STOP IT PLEASE i got essays i shuld be doin but instead i'm on here lol
sarah22
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HAHAHA well?! he said any kind of sex story! dude...i can think of so many more...lol. go do your essay! i dont wanna be the reason for u failing!
smartsoverambition
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i'm not gonna fail outta college just maybe this class besides i'm transfering to FAU in 2010 and i'm already sayin "fuck it" lolHAHAHA well?! he said any kind of sex story! dude...i can think of so many more...lol. go do your essay! i dont wanna be the reason for u failing!
now about those sex stories?
imtylerdammit
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SMART PLEASE! let the lady continue
. unlike you i came prepared with tissues in handplease continue on...HAHAHA well?! he said any kind of sex story! dude...i can think of so many more...lol. go do your essay! i dont wanna be the reason for u failing!
smartsoverambition
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fine continue but i wont like it! ok i'll like it but i wont think about u after,
ok i will i mean.................... fuck.................. lol
ok i will i mean.................... fuck.................. lol
imtylerdammit
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sarah22
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tyler...i cant reply to the message u sent cuz ur pm box is too full...clear out some messages...and i'll try and think of some good stories...lol...i dunno if this counts...but its funny...the first vibe i ever got lasted all of 3 weeks. i burnt it out...literally...u could smell something burning from inside the remote control...hahahaha after that i learned to buy high quality toys...
sarah22
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i watch porn on the bus...lol...oh! this isnt really a sex story...but its funny...i was at the titty bar with my girs one night (we love strippers...its how we bond)...and anyway...it was st patty's day and our 2 fave girls were working...and it was just 3 of us girls at the table...right up front close to the stage...and the one girl crawls over and shes like "ok ladies...who smacks the hardest?" and of course my friends point to me...so i smacked her ass...hard...several times lol
xxxtyrantxxx
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I was 16, partner was 19.
it was fucking sweet.
a twenty pack of bud light was included.
it was fucking sweet.
a twenty pack of bud light was included.
smartsoverambition
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srry sarah 2 leave u all alone i was working on my paper lol
but there was a tim i fuckeed a girl behjind the bushes smoking a blunt while there was a cop pulling people over it was risky but it was worth it
ok ur turn lol
but there was a tim i fuckeed a girl behjind the bushes smoking a blunt while there was a cop pulling people over it was risky but it was worth it
ok ur turn lol