I love vaginas

neosapien

Well-Known Member
What the fuck fam? 36 hours later and I'm the first to do what we're all thinking? Step your life game up.

I love vaginas so warm and inviting
the wetter they get the more exciting
no two are alike like a snowflake
with some looking like a bloody steak
yet still others cute and proper
slight smell of strawberry and copper
sometimes they askew the senses
do crazy things for white picket fences
if vagina is not your thing hey that's cool
you can make your own ode to the tool
and I'll help you sing praises about that
cuz i'm comfortable with my own bat
but that thread needed a good fucking
and i needed to do it to stop this place from sucking.
 

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member
What the fuck fam? 36 hours later and I'm the first to do what we're all thinking? Step your life game up.

I love vaginas so warm and inviting
the wetter they get the more exciting
no two are alike like a snowflake
with some looking like a bloody steak
yet still others cute and proper
slight smell of strawberry and copper
sometimes they askew the senses
do crazy things for white picket fences
if vagina is not your thing hey that's cool
you can make your own ode to the tool
and I'll help you sing praises about that
cuz i'm comfortable with my own bat
but that thread needed a good fucking
and i needed to do it to stop this place from sucking.
And they say rap isn't poetic.

Pssssh.

Poetic as fuck. Case in point. ^^^^
 

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member
Verse 2:

Vaginal drips-- spread open her butthole and tickle the nips
put some jizz on her lips
It's only the tip-- hoe get a grip lay back and take a sip while I empty my penis clip
nipple contusions, her comes the anal intrusion, my dick is not an illusion
it causes Pussy confusion--
I mold your titties like clay, girl im ready to spray
you dont want it in the ass, guess what I'll do it anyway
raw dog style, I get so bent
do it like drowning man fuck a bitch in a tent
I got more salami than the meat on a hoagie
your bitch smokes my dick like a stogie then hocks logies
they call me nightcrawler cuz I got a big worm
youre girl looks better when she's covered in my sperm


So what should we call our rap group Neo?

@Drowning-Man you owe me royalties. I'll wait for your first paycheck from the chicken killings.
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Verse 2:

Vaginal drips-- spread open her butthole and tickle the nips
put some jizz on her lips
It's only the tip-- hoe get a grip lay back and take a sip while I empty my penis clip
nipple contusions, her comes the anal intrusion, my dick is not an illusion
it causes Pussy confusion--
I mold your titties like clay, girl im ready to spray
you dont want it in the ass, guess what I'll do it anyway
raw dog style, I get so bent
do it like drowning man fuck a bitch in a tent
I got more salami than the meat on a hoagie
your bitch smokes my dick like a stogie then hocks logies
they call me nightcrawler cuz I got a big worm
youre girl looks better when she's covered in my sperm


So what should we call our rap group Neo?

@Drowning-Man you owe me royalties. I'll wait for your first paycheck from the chicken killings.

Bro, I am impressed. Your artwork is cool, but your flow is fire. Hit me up when the mixtape drops...
 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member
My turn!

Y'all like pussies and tits
Well, I like butteholes and shits
I'll spread my cum like cheese on a ritz
Then go smoke a bong and a blitz
Or was that smoke and a pancake?
You'll love the skeet that this man makes
Give you all the dick that you can take
Just slurp it up for god damn sake
And if you like it like that
I'll bust a nut on your back
Teabag your Momz with my sack
Because yo daddy's real wack
but lets get back to titties and ass
bitch suck some dick with some class
then drink my jizz out a glass
talk'n bout, this too shall pass
I was skeeting for days and I just couldnt stop it
nuts swole like a pimple,so the bitch had to pop it
And I knew im my head that other dudes couldnt top it
thats why I picked up this mic... just so i can drop it!

Im out bitches!
 
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