Cool, hope you are patient and don't start posting the normal
" I ordered yesterday and they aren't here today, do you think they snagged by customs ? "
or
"It's been two days since I ordered and still nothing do you think they are going to rip me off ? I emailed them 20 times and waited 5 minutes and didn't get a response, is that a bad sign ?"
or
"I orderd 3 hours ago and someone strange was knocking on my door, do you think they found out and are staking out my place ? I locked the door and hid under my bed but what should I do if they come back ? A helicopter flew over what should I do ?"