The fuck cats thread

[cannabineer]

Unless your poem writing skills have improved drastically, you might want to just STFU.

My poem-writing skills wipe the floor with yours, Zarapecker ... even when I am too stoned to hold my beer. You telling teh MEEE to STFU is ... amusing.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

My poem-writing skills wipe the floor with yours, Zarapecker ... even when I am too stoned to hold my beer. You telling teh MEEE to STFU is ... amusing.

Canna, he's a fucking pussy,
He's a girly girl,
Canna, he's a fucking sissy,
He's a pearly pearl.

Your turn.

 

[UncleBuck]

Canna, he's a fucking pussy,
He's a girly girl,
Canna, he's a fucking sissy,
He's a pearly pearl.

Your turn.

your penis is tiny,
your poetry's weak.
you suck doggy dong,
your wife likes to tweak.

 

[cannabineer]

Canna, he's a fucking pussy,
He's a girly girl,
Canna, he's a fucking sissy,
He's a pearly pearl.

Your turn.

On the Internet
I am a hot yoga slut.
At home, I stain socks.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

On the Internet
I am a hot yoga slut.
At home, I stain socks.

No Canna, I was thinking more like this (I'm kicking your ass so far):

Polar bears are so like sissy,
They must squat to pee,
Canna he too loves to squat,
A polar bear he be.

 

[UncleBuck]

No Canna, I was thinking more like this (I'm kicking your ass so far):

Polar bears are so like sissy,
They must squat to pee,
Canna he too loves to squat,
A polar bear he be.

i was just at the zoo the other day and watched a polar bear piss. they don't squat.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

i was just at the zoo the other day and watched a polar bear piss. they don't squat.

Hey Dipshit, answer in verse or not at all. You've been challenged. Where is your oratorical prowess?

 

[cannabineer]

No Canna, I was thinking more like this (I'm kicking your ass so far):

Polar bears are so like sissy,
They must squat to pee,
Canna he too loves to squat,
A polar bear he be.

Internet woman
with delusions of sentience
Don't look in the shorts

(to the bolded)

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Internet woman
with delusions of sentience
Don't look in the shorts

(to the bolded)

Wow. Your poetry skills have really diminished. Man, what happened?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Why can't the good people we like come back?

Nobody needs more socks.

 

[UncleBuck]

Why can't the good people we like come back?

Nobody needs more socks.

@mr sunshine is a good start.

 

[curious2garden]

Wow. Your poetry skills have really diminished. Man, what happened?

......snip......... answer in verse or not at all. You've been challenged. Where is your oratorical prowess?

......snip......Dipshit.....snip....

 

[cannabineer]

^^^




~tiny ninja bow~

 

[tangerinegreen555]

@mr sunshine is a good start.

Yes it is!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Wow. Your poetry skills have really diminished. Man, what happened?

Hey, remember the last time you came back and forgot your own script?

We found that amusing.

 

[curious2garden]

Hey, remember the last time you came back and forgot your own script?

We found that amusing.

Do you charge xtra for the zing? LOL

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Hey, remember the last time you came back and forgot your own script?

We found that amusing.

No Tangie, I don't remember. I grow and smoke good stuff.

What I do remember is that Cannabineer used to have some poem writing skills, and now he seems to have none. Wow, decline can be sudden and swift, can't it?

 

[mr sunshine]

@mr sunshine is a good start.

thanks bro...

 

[cannabineer]

No Tangie, I don't remember. I grow and smoke good stuff.

What I do remember is that Cannabineer used to have some poem writing skills, and now he seems to have none. Wow, decline can be sudden and swift, can't it?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Do you charge xtra for the zing? LOL

Hey Doc,

What zing was that? You all sound like a teen girls' softball team...rah rah and rally rally.