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StonedFarmer
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StonedFarmer
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If I die and go to Hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With the pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that…
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With the pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that…
StonedFarmer
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I adore this song
StonedFarmer
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one more song before I shut down the laptops
StonedFarmer
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smells like hippie
srh88
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thats my weener.. i need a shower
StonedFarmer
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Blue Wizard
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StonedFarmer
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StonedFarmer
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Danxe kiedo
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StonedFarmer
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Gonna play a show at a house tonight
Gonna turn up the tunes gonna turn down the lights
Kids lookin' ripe and lookin' good
Who's to say I wouldn't only if I could?
I feel I missed my road when I said no
But you can't have it all that's how things go
So I'll just play my guitar and when I'm through
I'll sit all by myself thinking of you
After awhile getting high in the bathroom gets old
Drinking too much well it's making my face look oh so old
Now let's do something different now that we're all here
Nothing wrong with dancing and drinking beer
But I'm without my Lord so I brought my board
Place your hands on the Ouija in one accord
Friend are you near? Friend can you hear?
Enter our lives you have nothing to fear
How did you die? Possess me and cry
Do as you will but don't you lie
Can't you see can't you see can't you see I'm in pain?
Give me some truth to the other side
At least tell me your name
Do what you want
If you were evil then do evil (then I'll do evil)
If you were good did you regret it?
Were you successful? Were you clever?
When you wanted it did you get it?
Well here's your chance do it again
Do it through me but it's still your sin
I want to taste it no consequences
We'll give each other our second chances
Who's to say I won't 'cause I know I could?
Gonna turn up the tunes gonna turn down the lights
Kids lookin' ripe and lookin' good
Who's to say I wouldn't only if I could?
I feel I missed my road when I said no
But you can't have it all that's how things go
So I'll just play my guitar and when I'm through
I'll sit all by myself thinking of you
After awhile getting high in the bathroom gets old
Drinking too much well it's making my face look oh so old
Now let's do something different now that we're all here
Nothing wrong with dancing and drinking beer
But I'm without my Lord so I brought my board
Place your hands on the Ouija in one accord
Friend are you near? Friend can you hear?
Enter our lives you have nothing to fear
How did you die? Possess me and cry
Do as you will but don't you lie
Can't you see can't you see can't you see I'm in pain?
Give me some truth to the other side
At least tell me your name
Do what you want
If you were evil then do evil (then I'll do evil)
If you were good did you regret it?
Were you successful? Were you clever?
When you wanted it did you get it?
Well here's your chance do it again
Do it through me but it's still your sin
I want to taste it no consequences
We'll give each other our second chances
Who's to say I won't 'cause I know I could?
StonedFarmer
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She's always asking why I like watching people die, and why I get my kicks while others scream and cry. And my friends think that I'm sick, or maybe uneducated. And my family doesn't want to admit that they are related. Now monsters and madmen who rape and mutilate are perfect entertainment when I take her on a date. You can shove your sparkly vampires and family comedies, give me blood and beasts and boobs; them sacred triple Bs. Don't ask me why, cause I don't know. Don't close your eyes; enjoy the show. Cause I'm a gorehound, hellbound, horror movie lover. I like my voyeurism with a glass of red rum. Cause I'm a gorehound, hellbound horror movie lover. Good and evil are just colors on the spectrum. One, two, three, four - nail her to the bedroom floor. Five, six, seven, eight - rape and kill and mutilate. Now who could kill a child? Whoever slew Auntie Roo? Someone's knocking at the door they're here to visit you. Now baby don't look now, but I'm sure there's nothing out there, but horror rises from the tomb and traps you in your nightmare. Now girlfriend come with me to a land of make believe. Or is it based on facts? It turns me on when I should grieve. You say my head is fucked, with a dark and twisted heart. Well I say that it's cathartic; just another form of art. Don't ask me why, cause I don't know. Don't close your eyes; enjoy the show. Cause I'm a gorehound, hellbound, horror movie lover. I like my voyeurism with a glass of red rum. Cause I'm a gorehound, hellbound horror movie lover. Good and evil are just colors on the spectrum.
StonedFarmer
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Now the women are crying
And the kids are dying
And the men are running away
Somethin' weird's happened (?)
And the Devil keeps a-laughin'
And the Church don't know what to say
Now the recently-deceased
Have been opening their eyes (?)
But I know it's been prophesized
Through the comics I've been readin'
And the movie I've been seein'
So it comes to me as no surprise
And I don't care!
(And I don't care)
I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair
(It's only fair!)
That we take our place
[Chorus:]
'Cause it's the end of the world
And I don't give a shit
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So I climb up on my roof
To throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see.
The reporters are talkin'
And the zombies are walkin'
And the governments been fallin' apart
So I think I better go
'Cause these puppies ain't slow
Even though they ain't very smart!
If you notice more than five
And you wanna stay alive
You probably should be runnin' away
I saw them tear my wife in two,
There was nothin' I could do,
But it happened just the other day!
I didn't care
(I didn't care!)
'Cause it was time for her to go
It's only fair
(It's only fair!)
And now she's better off I know!
[Chorus:]
'Cause it's the end of the world
And I don't give a shit
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So I climb up on my roof
To throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see.
Alright! Yeah!
[instrumental solo]
So I'm sittin' on my house
I was quiet as a mouse
But they still keep gatherin' round
So I made myself a deal
And they're gonna get a meal
When I throw myself to the ground!
After waitin' down there
I'm gonna drink my last beer
God forgive me for my sins... [screaming, laughing]
Hopin' I'll be dead if I should land on my head
If not I'll be born again!
And I won't care!
(And I won't care!)
'Cause now it's time for me to go
It's only fair
(It's only fair!)
And now I'm better off, I know
[Chorus:]
'Cause it's the end of the world
And I don't give a shit
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So I climb up on my roof
To throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see.
Everybody!
[Chorus, together:]
It's the end of the world,
And we don't give a shit!
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So we climb up on our roofs
To throw ourselves from it!
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see
Because doom, death, and destruction... is all we see
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see!
[weird instrumental thing]
(Maybe I should go to the movie hatch)
And the kids are dying
And the men are running away
Somethin' weird's happened (?)
And the Devil keeps a-laughin'
And the Church don't know what to say
Now the recently-deceased
Have been opening their eyes (?)
But I know it's been prophesized
Through the comics I've been readin'
And the movie I've been seein'
So it comes to me as no surprise
And I don't care!
(And I don't care)
I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair
(It's only fair!)
That we take our place
[Chorus:]
'Cause it's the end of the world
And I don't give a shit
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So I climb up on my roof
To throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see.
The reporters are talkin'
And the zombies are walkin'
And the governments been fallin' apart
So I think I better go
'Cause these puppies ain't slow
Even though they ain't very smart!
If you notice more than five
And you wanna stay alive
You probably should be runnin' away
I saw them tear my wife in two,
There was nothin' I could do,
But it happened just the other day!
I didn't care
(I didn't care!)
'Cause it was time for her to go
It's only fair
(It's only fair!)
And now she's better off I know!
[Chorus:]
'Cause it's the end of the world
And I don't give a shit
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So I climb up on my roof
To throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see.
Alright! Yeah!
[instrumental solo]
So I'm sittin' on my house
I was quiet as a mouse
But they still keep gatherin' round
So I made myself a deal
And they're gonna get a meal
When I throw myself to the ground!
After waitin' down there
I'm gonna drink my last beer
God forgive me for my sins... [screaming, laughing]
Hopin' I'll be dead if I should land on my head
If not I'll be born again!
And I won't care!
(And I won't care!)
'Cause now it's time for me to go
It's only fair
(It's only fair!)
And now I'm better off, I know
[Chorus:]
'Cause it's the end of the world
And I don't give a shit
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So I climb up on my roof
To throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see.
Everybody!
[Chorus, together:]
It's the end of the world,
And we don't give a shit!
The Earth will be a better place
Without you and me
So we climb up on our roofs
To throw ourselves from it!
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see
Because doom, death, and destruction... is all we see
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see!
[weird instrumental thing]
(Maybe I should go to the movie hatch)