Best one liner

[torontoke]

"I'd crawl through glass on my hands and knees to eat the peanuts out of her shit!"

"Nice beard!"
"Thanks...I grew it so you would always have somewhere comfortable to sit"

 

[jerryb73]

She was in the fishing thread. She'll get it

Me too.. I got it

 

[farmerfischer]

Wanna come over for pizza and sex.?!! Lol







Just kidding
there's no pizza

 

[twostrokenut]

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Does this napkin smell like Cloroform ?

So THAT'S how you got fired from the gas station!

 

[Bublonichronic]

So THAT'S how you got fired from the gas station!

I actually left for another job after I got robbed at gunpoint on graveyard , nice try tho, but still wrong, again

 

[srh88]

I actually left for another job after I got robbed at gunpoint on graveyard , nice try tho, but still wrong, again

Did the robber make you put his weener in your mouth? Was your next job a blow job?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I actually left for another job after I got robbed at gunpoint on graveyard , nice try tho, but still wrong, again

So you're a jizz mopper now?

 

[srh88]

So you're a jizz mopper now?

His new name tag just says Cum Boy on it

 

[Bob Zmuda]

His new name tag just says Cum Boy on it

Moving up in the world!

His last name tag said "gas monkey".

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Did the robber make you put his weener in your mouth? Was your next job a blow job?

Also the robber didn't MAKE him @Bublonichronic offered. The robber was surprised, yet thankful.

 

[srh88]

Also the robber didn't MAKE him @Bublonichronic offered. The robber was surprised, yet thankful.

He was trying to earn a raise the hard way

 

[StonedFarmer]

Oh fuck

You two are SAVAGE

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Hey wanna suck my dick?



That's it. That's my best one liner. Guess i'm not very good.

 

[srh88]

 

[HAF2]

Have you heard of the sixty second Rape artist?

Got a minute?

 

[jacksmuff]

You're a whore so if you need some dick knock on the door

 

[v.s one]

Since your not a virgin and I'm not a virgin. Let's fuck.

 

[pabloesqobar]

"Hey little troublemaker".

 

[bobtokes]

i got a 12in dick but i don't use it as a rule