Yep

[smokermore]

I found out earlier today, the love of my life is moving to Taiwan in less than a week to teach English.

 

[srh88]

I found out earlier today, the love of my life is moving to Taiwan in less than a week to teach English.

the chick from the other thread? if so i say tell her how you really feel and put a ring on that penis

 

[smokermore]

No, that was a hooker I think. I still need to get fucking tested...

 

[srh88]

No, that was a hooker I think. I still need to get fucking tested...

well hey man, you got it for free.. didnt even need a coupon. good job man

 

[Singlemalt]

I found out earlier today, the love of my life is moving to Taiwan in less than a week to teach English.

Is this a "love from afar"? Unrequited? Will she bring a stash of chocolate bars?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I found out earlier today, the love of my life is moving to Taiwan in less than a week to teach English.

The one that pooped on your penis?

 

[smokermore]

Man U guys suck... I was hoping for something more like, bro get on a plane and don't take no for an answer, and then I would say, no no, I must give her her space..
Bringing up hookers and poop is not the direction I was going for.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Man U guys suck... I was hoping for something more like, bro get on a plane and don't take no for an answer, and then I would say, no no, I must give her her space..
Bringing up hookers and poop is not the direction I was going for.

Not what you were hoping for but it went how I expected...

 

[Singlemalt]

Man U guys suck... I was hoping for something more like, bro get on a plane and don't take no for an answer, and then I would say, no no, I must give her her space..
Bringing up hookers and poop is not the direction I was going for.

I asked sincere questions, man.

 

[tyler.durden]

Penises and Poop. Lol...

 

[tyler.durden]

Trannyblanca...

 

[Bob Zmuda]

My question was serious as well.

I'm really fuckin high. Last I read someone pooped on his penis and he had an orgasm (but his penis was really limp)

You can't just jump around talking about multiple tranny's without giving a heads up.

 

[smokermore]

I asked sincere questions, man.

Sorry the chocolate bars threw me off. I didn't know what the hell u were talking about.
We were together over a decade. Split up not that long ago.
This whole thing seems surreal.

 

[smokermore]

My question was serious as well.

I'm really fuckin high. Last I read someone pooped on his penis and he had an orgasm (but his penis was really limp)

You can't just jump around talking about multiple tranny's without giving a heads up.

Ok fair enough. No I'm not talking about the meth tranny hooker.

And for the record, it wasn't multiple trannys, just one.

 

[srh88]

My question was serious as well.

I'm really fuckin high. Last I read someone pooped on his penis and he had an orgasm (but his penis was really limp)

You can't just jump around talking about multiple tranny's without giving a heads up.

all aboard the tranny train!!!!!!
chooooo chooooo!!!

 

[smokermore]

I just hope she will be safe out there. Shes very good looking. Tiny blonde blue eyes. I'm sure she will stand out. And at this point seems like I may never see her again.

 

[Singlemalt]

Sorry the chocolate bars threw me off. I didn't know what the hell u were talking about.
We were together over a decade. Split up not that long ago.
This whole thing seems surreal.

Why did you split up? She might be wanting to put some distance between you two. Did you suffocate her? Did she learn of your tranny predilection?

 

[Singlemalt]

Is she cooperative in personality? There is a chance she'll be sex slaved and if she is too difficult to manage she'll be processed and sold as dog meat to restaurants.

 

[tyler.durden]

I smell rotting liver in this tranny thread. Piu...

 

[Singlemalt]

Have you ever had sex with a prostitute? I have had sex with Asian prostitutes

Not with your liver Gonzo