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theloadeddragon

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my wife's birthday is really really soon... but we are broker than jokers! I was supposed to take her to the beach and shroom with her... instead we are having a hard time figuring out how to pay rent... she is depressed :( .... I don't know what to do...
 

Stoney McFried

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Aw, sorry to hear.Got food?make a nice dinner.Then make her have multiple orgasms.
my wife's birthday is really really soon... but we are broker than jokers! I was supposed to take her to the beach and shroom with her... instead we are having a hard time figuring out how to pay rent... she is depressed :( .... I don't know what to do...
 

Sunnysideup

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Today is my hubbys bday....He is out of the country. I should be with him, but, circumstances won't allow it right now. If he were home I would of made him a nice dinner and then a night of fantasy role playing....he likes that.
You don't need money!! Just your imagination.....I would take that over a gift any day!
 

theloadeddragon

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hehe... like I said... I give her those gifts every night... its all about what she wants to do, its her Bday (sorry you can't be with your hubby)....
 

imtylerdammit

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my wife's birthday is really really soon... but we are broker than jokers! I was supposed to take her to the beach and shroom with her... instead we are having a hard time figuring out how to pay rent... she is depressed :( .... I don't know what to do...

take her on the first date you went on again!
 

theloadeddragon

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lol... the first date we went on..... hehe went a little like this:
She came in her car from Mi. and picked me up... we drove up off a road close to YNP... pulled right off the road and hiked up a little bit... ate some munchies, smoked talked, made love for the first time, and fell asleep looking at the stars... woke up to one of the most beautiful views (makes my avatar look like a dump!), went back to the car to find a park ranger waiting for us. Neither of us had a license, car wasn't ours, was registered in a different state, and I had a quarter pound of Medusa in my pocket that stank like crazy...

I don't think we could pull that one off for her birthday... great idea though... the car was illegally parked, we camped illegally, had no licensed driver... a qp of pot... and ended up driving home like nothing had ever happened...
 

imtylerdammit

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lol... the first date we went on..... hehe went a little like this:
She came in her car from Mi. and picked me up... we drove up off a road close to YNP... pulled right off the road and hiked up a little bit... ate some munchies, smoked talked, made love for the first time, and fell asleep looking at the stars... woke up to one of the most beautiful views (makes my avatar look like a dump!), went back to the car to find a park ranger waiting for us. Neither of us had a license, car wasn't ours, was registered in a different state, and I had a quarter pound of Medusa in my pocket that stank like crazy...

I don't think we could pull that one off for her birthday... great idea though... the car was illegally parked, we camped illegally, had no licensed driver... a qp of pot... and ended up driving home like nothing had ever happened...

That sounds perfect! sign me up haha.

i see what ya mean though. im sure youll think of something good. the price is right? hmm maybe...think about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of1Q3O7Fr2E&feature=related
 

skippy pb

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lol... the first date we went on..... hehe went a little like this:
She came in her car from Mi. and picked me up... we drove up off a road close to YNP... pulled right off the road and hiked up a little bit... ate some munchies, smoked talked, made love for the first time, and fell asleep looking at the stars... woke up to one of the most beautiful views (makes my avatar look like a dump!), went back to the car to find a park ranger waiting for us. Neither of us had a license, car wasn't ours, was registered in a different state, and I had a quarter pound of Medusa in my pocket that stank like crazy...

I don't think we could pull that one off for her birthday... great idea though... the car was illegally parked, we camped illegally, had no licensed driver... a qp of pot... and ended up driving home like nothing had ever happened...

Thats idk pretty cool up until the park ranger part, then you gotta be like "heeeyyy baboo grab another picinic basket we gotta go"
and then be like
"hey mr park ranger dude i saw this a bear in the woods stealing picnic baskets, yep you better check it out."

Thats my only advise
 
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