What's the worst smelling bud that surprised you?

Odin*

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Long ago, so long ago that I'm not sure of the name, but kinda sure that it was (at least, "supposed to be") ChemdawgJack. Roadkill, skunk ass/swamp butt, garbage dump (ever been to a "ripe" one?). The funny thing was, that was how it smelled once dry/cured. Fresh cut was of roasted almonds and earth after spring rain. It tasted more like almonds, no skunk ass, although, I'm no expert on skunk ass, so who knows.

That was a "holy shit" kind of smell, "worst" was "$100 OG" that didn't have much of a nose at all in flower, but fucked your shit up, proper fucked.
 

MichiganMedGrower

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Harvested a Herejuana x Jack33 this summer that smelled like the mentioned cat piss while flowering.

After 4 days in the closet hanging the whole closet went from a now nicely remembered cat piss smell to a pretty horrible ( I don't know any other word that will explain so well) shit smell.

It stayed like that through dry close trimming and while burping the offensive jars for about 10 days.

Then suddenly it was just super dark chocolate with hints of caramel kind of.

And the high once we could smoke it without coughing all over the place was truly trippy.

There were buds on the leaves of this plant. And it foxtailed all over. Chocolate Thai Pheno it seems.
 

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Early 2015...Organisteal. The brownest, sweaty toe jam smelling, harshest shit you've ever seen. I showed it to some MMAR patients and they said..."You dug this out of ditch right?...is this a joke? "No but the joke is on me", I said to some MMPR patients at a monthly Medical Cannabis meeting. They couldn't believe it came from an actual Licensed Producer. I showed them the invice and large bottle. (Aprox 750ml--which these idiots put as little as 5 grams in)!
Organisteal...I began to call them and gently explain the problem. But the more polite I was the more they ignored my complaint about their selling me ditch weed. One whole month...with 3 phone complaints and 2 lengthy email complaints and here's what went down. During the phone conversations staff at Organisteal listenend to the complaint, redirected me after the usual, "We're not sure how that could have happened sir". "Organisteal follows all the government protocalls and guidelines as set out by your lying their ass off piece of shit and dishonorable obeses rich asshats in government".
So, even though the consversations started with my complaints and me saying, "No I won't order when you still owe me for that first order". THIS WAS MY FIRST ORDER WITH THEM! Holy Fuck! I launched an official complaint through Hellth Canada but over a year latter now, I doubt the rich on parliament robbery hill gives a fuck when sheeple offload their wallets and cough their lungs out using substandard meds.
Organisteal...within the phone conversations they heard the complaint, cheered me on to forget, then would try to coached me to put in more orders. You know, because people seeking relief need a rober to take their $145 and give them ditch weed that won't fucking burn. I got some barely alive green local cheap stuff in this black lid pictured on the left. But on the right...oh gloriouse and perfect medical cannabis from Organisteal. Ready to medicate me 15 minutes at a time...that's as long as it would last if I could stand the harsh. And I couldn't and just gave up and went back into depression and pain. The lid on the right is white and won't make this shit right.
Medical cannabis is exalted as the dispensaries are persecuted leaving us all at risk. This must not happen. For one...their is already shortages caused by this ACMPR Prohibition Monopoly system. Two...it steals from you (.1) per bottle leaving you shorted which is stealing in itself. Then you're lucky to get all that you ordered because the dispensaries are left illegal and police routinely steal extra money from any patient on the premises...can't let that free money go to people who need it...better that this money pays for guns, tasers and death, we somehow need this more if you ask that asshole Trudeau because kids are somehow not safe with cannabis on the prowl.
Organisteal, it was my first order with this big box thief and it was my last. When they called a third time I told them to fuck off before I called a lawyer.
Just to hammer the point in of how much of a con job this ACMPR shit show is...So my current presciption will run out this month. I'm okay with this because it was nothing but a fucking headache anyway. No really! This stuff came from CannotTrust and it gave me headaches. Because people seeking relief need relief from the relief. So to clarify...perhaps an LP thinks it would be a normal occurance to have to take headache medicine after using their medical cannabis but I don't fucking think so! You shouldn't need relif from the relief...yes?
So the numbers on the CannotTrust bottles is a rating I gave this nearly unburning shit out of 10. Both these burnt into a shamefull display of disgust and failure. Clumped immediatly and black as fuck at the reasonable cost of $8 per rip off gram. I guess it's a good thing that when I ordered I had very little money and they were unable to go for the big bucks. I had heard rumers that LPs rip patients off and now I have two great examples of this. I'm not sure how exactly I pissed them off but they fucked me over well. Had to wait for more as we all do, in pain and looking for relief. I ditched these fucks as well, told them they certainly will never sell me fake medicine. Told them to give me oil for the same cost and they did. 7 months of average, overdried, not completely flushed...what a fucking butcher box. I'm now trying to procuce my own and I buy from dispensary because it's at least a reasonable price at $100-$175 an oz instead of $240++. I also save $30 per bottle of oil at this dispensary...it was $90 a bottle, cloudy and had a funky taste from CannotTrust.
The exalted to greatness LP ditch weed has to go!
 

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chillok

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Harvested a Herejuana x Jack33 this summer that smelled like the mentioned cat piss while flowering.

After 4 days in the closet hanging the whole closet went from a now nicely remembered cat piss smell to a pretty horrible ( I don't know any other word that will explain so well) shit smell.

It stayed like that through dry close trimming and while burping the offensive jars for about 10 days.

Then suddenly it was just super dark chocolate with hints of caramel kind of.

And the high once we could smoke it without coughing all over the place was truly trippy.

There were buds on the leaves of this plant. And it foxtailed all over. Chocolate Thai Pheno it seems.
Hairy bud too, reminds me of a landrace Malawi I ran a while back. Interesting it smelled like cat piss through flower, this haze had a pine/skunk in flower, same during dry and trim but changed during cure to cat piss. I had a white widow went from no smell while growing to a mild skunky smell when handled, to a lady's floral perfume, like something a grandmother would wear. Was super smooth and pleasant! Well cool this make things interesting.
 

MichiganMedGrower

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Wait! I thought the smelly bud was supposed to surprise you for this thread. Doesn't that mean it smelled bad but got a good high.

Like the Lambs Bread we got once way back in the 80s. Smelled awful. Couldn't even keep your nose in the bag for a second. So sick smelling we all still remember it.

But the stuff got you trippin' high for hours.
 

vostok

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A Super Silver/Neville's haze cross went skunk pheno, actually a spot "cat piss." The best review I found nailed it giving it an A++. Smells like cat piss, smokes unique and is so dank. A beautiful harvest, she smelled a little skunkier than her sister..
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My WalterWhite from the Auzzie South Star that also has 3rd SSH, looks and smells very much like ur babe

but wait ???

How would I know that ..?

cheers/
 

GreenSanta

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I hate ''offensive'' weed, most still smoke ok. I can understand how some people might like the dog shit, sweaty toes, armpit, putrid kinda smell but they are not for me in my weed. I can't remember now any of the names but I have had lots of nasty weed, there is one it was a cross of god bud from JOTI I am pretty sure it was just nasty stinky feet. It did get better with a long cure, my weed is generally all gone before it reaches the status of long cure, that one made it way past 6 months because it was so gross smelling out of the jar I never opened it lol. I tossed the rest in some coconut cream I made...
 

whitebb2727

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if so really shitty

make cookies and pass them around ..lol

but yeah like most growers I always have a jar that I'm slow to open ...lol
For real.

I grew up smoking the red hair and road kill skunks but some foul smelling strains turn my stomach.

I have kind of got to the point I really don't like the smell of white widow. The smell is unique to me and starting to get to me.
 

whitebb2727

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I got a haze special that suppose to have nevilles haze in it. I wonder what it will smell like.

I got another random fem seed I have been cutting clones from. Its in veg and smells strong of skunk already. I have a feeling it will be a stinky one.
 

thenotsoesoteric

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I had a pheno of pure power plant that had a sweet honeycomb smell mixed with green baby poop smell. It was awful and nice at the same time, people loved it and so did I.
 

GranolaCornhola

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Lemon walker smelled like wet dog and asshole! Only plants I ever tried to water cure, as I heard it could tame the raw asshole stank. But, to no avail, the plants just ended up smelling like old rotten brussel sprouts/broccoli that you forgot about in the back of the fridge for a couple weeks. The smell made me gag.

Gave what was left away.
 

DrCannaPath

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Barney's Farm CBD critical cure
The plant is great and is a high producer .... the effect is not bad at all for a first time CBD strain .... the smell and taste are just very powerful and earthy with a hint of sourness like sour pine smell .. difficult to describe.....long story short i gag when i smoke it or even mix a little of it with other bud lol ... it may just be me because someone else tried it and althought they agree on the powerful smell/taste, they say it doesnt bother them nd it just smells like strong weed

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