my girlfriend said she was gonna chopp off my balls....

323cheezy

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dude... you turned down pussy?? wow u must've had like a real baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day or you're just usin ur girl for weed... which is just wrong
Man fucking my girl is a 24/7 365day job....i luv her....but sometimes i get tired.....i mean weve banged for about 3 years already...but if it was a new chick...i wouldnt pass it up..... dont get me wrong... i havnt been compleatly faithful....hahhhahah....
 

Barrelhse

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Tie them off with a tight elastic band.
Just imagine the look on her face when she discovers they've fallen off!
 

imtylerdammit

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Man fucking my girl is a 24/7 365day job....i luv her....but sometimes i get tired.....i mean weve banged for about 3 years already...but if it was a new chick...i wouldnt pass it up..... dont get me wrong... i havnt been compleatly faithful....hahhhahah....

hahaha you dirty motha fucka cheez :o:hump:

:joint:
 

323cheezy

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its not like im a two timing bastard im just always lookin for something better... the first time i cheated on her with some chick i worked with....she would smoke a blunt and drink alize' wit me and then we would bang... i told my gf.... but she wouldnt leave so i kept her...then i met another chick i worked wit....she had a crush on me.....i broke up with my gf this time and then broke off the girl....she had this big football player bf...she wet back to him after i tapped....then i took my gf back again.....then i met the girl of my dreams....i dumped my gf again...me and the girl of my dreams banged for a couple weeks....and then she left me and said i was a loser pot head...then somehow i went back to my gf again...long story short.....i ended up bangin another chick from a new job....but this was on the low key ...she didnt know....i ended up breakin it off with this new girl and told her i had a gf....then i broke up wit my gf again acouple months later....cause i met too amazingly hot chicks at the same time tho....one was from work and oone from school.....i ende up kissing them both...but it eventually didnt work out with either, i didnt even hit those two....but i touched one snatch.......im now back with my gf....and ive been faithful for about 8 months....thats basically the last three years of my love life.....
 

323cheezy

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ohh shit here she comes...and she has a kush sack.....thats why i luv her.....she always knows the way to my heart.....later guys i have too put in some work..... i think she got over it....
 

Stoney McFried

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Oh well, if she puts up with it, it's on her, lol.
its not like im a two timing bastard im just always lookin for something better... the first time i cheated on her with some chick i worked with....she would smoke a blunt and drink alize' wit me and then we would bang... i told my gf.... but she wouldnt leave so i kept her...then i met another chick i worked wit....she had a crush on me.....i broke up with my gf this time and then broke off the girl....she had this big football player bf...she wet back to him after i tapped....then i took my gf back again.....then i met the girl of my dreams....i dumped my gf again...me and the girl of my dreams banged for a couple weeks....and then she left me and said i was a loser pot head...then somehow i went back to my gf again...long story short.....i ended up bangin another chick from a new job....but this was on the low key ...she didnt know....i ended up breakin it off with this new girl and told her i had a gf....then i broke up wit my gf again acouple months later....cause i met too amazingly hot chicks at the same time tho....one was from work and oone from school.....i ende up kissing them both...but it eventually didnt work out with either, i didnt even hit those two....but i touched one snatch.......im now back with my gf....and ive been faithful for about 8 months....thats basically the last three years of my love life.....
 

Yeah

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shes gonna cut your balls of cuz you pinched her sack? did you take the whole bag or just a bud

id tell her if she castrates you then youll weld her pussy lips together
I've heard stories about back when girls were allowed to have curling irons and such comodeties in california juvenile correction centers. Let's just say... siZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZleeeeee. :spew:
 
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