my girlfriend said she was gonna chopp off my balls....
- Thread starter 323cheezy
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gangjababy
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the better question is what did you do?
Thatonebigbud420
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runn runn runn i seen something similar to that on the news some guys wonman chopped off his dick i would stay away from her
BongJuice
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I laughed my ass off when John Wayne Bobbit got his dick cut off.
Dirtyboy
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Yea that was crazy as fuck. Then his ass did a porno so we could all see it.
imtylerdammit
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you should tell that ho that those are the same balls that run security for ya dick when you hittin that shit
TodayIsAGreenday
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shes gonna cut your balls of cuz you pinched her sack? did you take the whole bag or just a bud
id tell her if she castrates you then youll weld her pussy lips together
id tell her if she castrates you then youll weld her pussy lips together
323cheezy
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no im just joking i didnt pinch her sack.....the truth is i didnt give her any dick last nite.....and uknow how that is....especiallly cause she was waitin all day at my house...waitin 4 me to get off work....she didnt say she was gonna chopp em but shes fuckin pissed....and the worst part is she is the one who gets me kush....with out her im fucked....all sober....
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Benassi
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imtylerdammit
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get her connections number! i hate middlemen!
Dirtyboy
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Hell yea..........
Stoney McFried
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Get her a jackrabbit vibrator.She won't ask you for dick ever again.Mine makes me cum so hard my toenails go shooting off.
imtylerdammit
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cheezy your a lucky man. i remember my sugar momma...she was gone when i woke up
dude... you turned down pussy?? wow u must've had like a real baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day or you're just usin ur girl for weed... which is just wrong
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Benassi
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I've turned down pussy... It was mostly for a little experiment between some close friends of mine. Which turned out as I expected... It is SO fun to be a tease. No wonder women always do it... assholes.