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cannabineer

cannabineer

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whitebb2727 said:
It stayed on. Took a deep breath and unzipped. It was hurting like hell and figure that was the only way for relief so why put it off? Little tincture of iodine and I was ok.

When I was a kid we didn't go to the dr unless we were pouring blood or a bone was sticking out.
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Ikr? I broke my penis on a bicycle shift lever (interaction with a parked car). I was like 15. It hurt like hell and no surface blood so I didn't tell anyone. Now I'm Cap'n Hook, aaarrrr
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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cannabineer said:
Ikr? I broke my penis on a bicycle shift lever (interaction with a parked car). I was like 15. It hurt like hell and no surface blood so I didn't tell anyone. Now I'm Cap'n Hook, aaarrrr
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I thought the penis had to be hard to break it?

Had a chick ride me one time and I slipped out. She came down and I hit between here leg and vag. I have shoved a broken collar bone into a lung and had to wait 5 hours before they set it.

I believe the pecker thing hurt worse.

My penis actually popped like popping your knuckles or something. I don't think it ruptured the membrane that holds blood.
It just hurt like hell.
 
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Indacouch

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srh88 said:
tell em you need to feed your plants then grab her moms nipple and throw an m80 in the toilet and book it
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Some drugs,sexual molestation of the elderly and of course an explosion....I knew I could depend on you in a pinch ......these people are very churchy type bunch ....but there is a full stocked bar and the ladies all seem to have the glossy Vicodin eyes ......synthetic happiness if you will ....you know just good Christian people ....
 
srh88

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Indacouch said:
Some drugs,sexual molestation of the elderly and of course an explosion....I knew I could depend on you in a pinch ......these people are very churchy type bunch ....but there is a full stocked bar and the ladies all seem to have the glossy Vicodin eyes ......synthetic happiness if you will ....you know just good Christian people ....
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when i was in high school i dated a chick with a real christian family. her mom caught us smoking pot. she was flipping out lol, her exact words were.. "you guys got me so worked up i need to take a xanax" gotta love people like that. dumb dumbs
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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srh88 said:
when i was in high school i dated a chick with a real christian family. her mom caught us smoking pot. she was flipping out lol, her exact words were.. "you guys got me so worked up i need to take a xanax" gotta love people like that. dumb dumbs
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Not all Christians are like that.

It saddens me to see it.

I'm Christian and for me it boils down to do more for others. Even if you don't like them or believe the same.

Its kind of weird to me that people that believe the bible so strongly over look the part where all seed bearing herbs are ours to use.
 
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StonedFarmer

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Indacouch said:
Meeting lots of new people mostly old and surprisingly drunk ...I'm on the fence about zipping the penis now ....
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Im young and drunk, you should meet me!

**update** so as I am prepping the shrimp. The lesbian chick from months ago texts me. "Hey dude, you said you could help me out if I hit a drought?"

Me:"yaya gal I got you, what we speaking bout. Simply white girl or you need a boy?"
Her" I want mandy and that white girl if ahes the same as last time"

Me" the girl I got is better but ahes charging more"

Her"maybe me and the one you met last time can change what your charging?"

I think I was just offered sex but am unsure.

This is now my blog.

Do continue

Edit: ya this gyal must be in deep, been amin since an offer like this. Asking for 600$ off my price for a threezome.

Ugh gheys this is a serious dilemma.

Im sell8ng 3zaps of molly nn2 of white for a good mark up already.

The discount is 625 dollars with sex. Thats just under a cuban for me at resale.

Issue. The one girl hates me making me want to ge very hard on her but the other is a sweet little thang. Im conflicted
 
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neosapien

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StonedFarmer said:
Im young and drunk, you should meet me!

**update** so as I am prepping the shrimp. The lesbian chick from months ago texts me. "Hey dude, you said you could help me out if I hit a drought?"

Me:"yaya gal I got you, what we speaking bout. Simply white girl or you need a boy?"
Her" I want mandy and that white girl if ahes the same as last time"

Me" the girl I got is better but ahes charging more"

Her"maybe me and the one you met last time can change what your charging?"

I think I was just offered sex but am unsure.

This is now my blog.

Do continue

Edit: ya this gyal must be in deep, been amin since an offer like this. Asking for 600$ off my price for a threezome.

Ugh gheys this is a serious dilemma.

Im sell8ng 3zaps of molly nn2 of white for a good mark up already.

The discount is 625 dollars with sex. Thats just under a cuban for me at resale.

Issue. The one girl hates me making me want to ge very hard on her but the other is a sweet little thang. Im conflicted
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You should do it. It's Christmas. Think of the children. You need to tell them pics for your Internet friends or no deal though.
 
StonedFarmer

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neosapien said:
You should do it. It's Christmas. Think of the children. You need to tell them pics for your Internet friends or no deal though.
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For the children, qhy didn't I think of that!

Ugh I feel lile a sleeze uploading them girla here. Tc I can do that with no bad feelings
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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neosapien said:
PM them to me, I'll figure how to handle the situation.
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I showed them a gew months back on tc. One is a very cute bla k chick and one is a semi strung preppy qhite girl.

I dont even know how I meet these people

Honeat I do too many to remember there navals let alone face °.°
 
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