Jaw wired shut. Cutting wires early?

[mommareefer]

okay so my jaw has been wired shut too for 7 weeks. at my last appointment they said they would call me during the week to schedule the removal. i just cant wait dude, fuck! what will happen if i cut them? will the doctor be okay with it or what?

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[mommareefer]

LOL

well is that a yes or no lmao

 

[Singlemalt]

You are gonna be fun. In answer to the question; I seriously doubt the Dr will be pleased; you also may void your insurance. Just gut it out. So, why is your jaw wired?

 

[mommareefer]

I'm just soooo damn hungry
i fell down the stairs and faceplanted the bars

 

[Singlemalt]

Get inventive. I assume that food must be the consistency of say a milk shake? Cook up a chicken and run it thru a blender with broth.

 

[mommareefer]

oh ive been blending soups, mashed potatoes, even chili. i even tried doing a wet burrito last night lmfao but it was gross. its just not the same, i need fooood.

 

[Alienwidow]

okay so my jaw has been wired shut too for 7 weeks. at my last appointment they said they would call me during the week to schedule the removal. i just cant wait dude, fuck! what will happen if i cut them? will the doctor be okay with it or what?

Pics or it didnt happen.

 

[WeedFreak78]

 

[mommareefer]

Pics or it didnt happen.

 

[Alienwidow]

They look easy enough to cut. I was imagining way more wires. The only thing id worry about would be the jagged wires still being in there if you couldnt get them all out, and then having to sleep with those things poking you in the lips all night. Is it worth it?

 

[mommareefer]

true...very true. okay, youre totally right... i guess i should wait. im just dyyyying i want to open my mouth lol

 

[Alienwidow]

true...very true. okay, youre totally right... i guess i should wait. im just dyyyying i want to open my mouth lol

Too bad food couldnt be consumed through other parts of the body. Id eat a whole pack of wieners a day. Just kidding. welcome to riu. Hope that smile comes back better than ever
@Bob Zmuda ~put that in your sig lol

 

[lokie]

Too bad food couldnt be consumed through other parts of the body. Id eat a whole pack of wieners a day. Just kidding. welcome to riu. Hope that smile comes back better than ever
@Bob Zmuda ~put that in your sig lol

Drugs and booze can be ingested analy. Just sayin'.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

true...very true. okay, youre totally right... i guess i should wait. im just dyyyying i want to open my mouth lol

 

[Alienwidow]

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Dude if your gonna steal my quote to put in your sig at least get the real quote. Ya cant even copy and paste right. And that sock picture has shutter stock written all over it. What is this? Amature hour?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

LOL

 

[Alienwidow]

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How can you claim sock account when she posted pictures of her face? Are you parinoid? I always thought you were a sock to be honest. Baldricks sock. That funny huh?

 

[Singlemalt]

do they wrap the wires around the teeth or are they anchored surgically?

 

[Big_Lou]

i even tried doing a wet burrito last night

I ended up with the clap!