I Think My Dog is in Love With Me

[ClaytonBigsby]

She's 7. We are very close. VERY close. We can actually communicate with the slightest sound, or look. So this is why this is complicated. On Sunday I was eating some bacon sitting on the floor. She came up to me and started to smell my mouth. It was kind of funny so I opened my mouth and she stuck her tongue in my mouth. I was tired and it all happened pretty fast, but my first response was to kiss her back so we tongue kissed for just a second before I realized what was happening. In that split second though we made eye contact and she hasn;t been the same since. She was kind of needy last night talking to me alot but I thought she just wanted to go out and chase the rats.

Today, I took her to work and she wouldn;t leave my side. She kept whining and talking to me. She even started putting her but in my face when I was asking her to shake.

Has anyone else ever had this happen?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Nope, but it sounds completely normal to me.

 

[Indagrow]

I remember the first time my dog saw my dick.. She does too

 

[Singlemalt]

She needs a sign that you truly care; get her a new and fancy collar, cutsie and sparkly. Though this is just a stall, at some point you'll have to make an honest bitch out of her

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

She needs a sign that you truly care; get her a new and fancy collar, cutsie and sparkly. Though this is just a stall, at some point you'll have to make an honest bitch out of her

Don;t make this weird

 

[Singlemalt]

You gave her the tongue, you can't take that back. It is important to her

 

[bu$hleaguer]

She needs a sign that you truly care; get her a new and fancy collar, cutsie and sparkly. Though this is just a stall, at some point you'll have to make an honest bitch out of her

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Do you really think she computed it that fast? I thought she was going for the bacon.

 

[Singlemalt]

Do you really think she computed it that fast? I thought she was going for the bacon.

She was, but you changed the relationship.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

She was, but you changed the relationship.

That's what I'm afraid of. Do you really think so? I mean, I do or I wouldn;t have posted about it. What can I do?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

That's what I'm afraid of. Do you really think so? I mean, I do or I wouldn;t have posted about it. What can I do?

There's nothing to be afraid of. It's a wonderful thing, you gotta embrace it. Just go with what feels natural, she'll respond to your advances better that way.

 

[lokie]

I would not worry unless she turns into an alcoholic. Then its time to bail.

OR

If she cheats on you bail.

 

[Singlemalt]

You need to buy time; so buy her a new fancy collar and a bag of liver treats. She'll be happy (as long as you keep giving her the treats) and you'll have the time to figure out what is important.

 

[Singlemalt]

Look, she is 7, she's afraid of the biological clock ticking away.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

You need to buy time; so buy her a new fancy collar and a bag of liver treats. She'll be happy (as long as you keep giving her the treats) and you'll have the time to figure out what is important.

I don;t know. I don;t want to get her thinking treats and jewelery are gonna be coming all the time, and it may make her think I am in love with her too.

 

[Singlemalt]

Well aren't you? You gave her tongue and eye contact

 

[twostrokenut]

Quit toying with her and just be real.

 

[whitebb2727]

I forgot how weird you mo fos are.





















I love it.

 

[Eltomcat]

Atleast it not a male dog, that would make you gay..

 

[420God]

Just give in.