Through at least four posts he attempts to engage me with nonsensical word strings as he obsesses over me.....I've had people on my jock before but this is ridiculous! Gettin creeeepppppy, kids.
Y'know that cracked-out old white dude that always hits you up for handouts outside the convenience store/dollar store/etc.? The bearded shirtless guy that smells like piss & spray paint and has leaves in his beard?
"Yeah, yeah, but, but HEY LISTEN! .....buddy, buddy, heyyyy just check it OUT -- if you got like, like maybe TWO BUCKS or so, I mean, but check it out (WET COUGH) I mean, fifty cents is cool....buddy...hey...listen..."
Yeahhhh......