Why would i start my own thread when i can jack yours.....

Bookworm

Well-Known Member
So...uh...I think pot makes sex better.
TOTALLY!!!!

during it you're all like :-P:-P:-P

and then she's like :?::?::?::?:

and then you go :bigjoint::bigjoint:

and then she's like :finger::finger:

but it's too late cause you're already both :hump::hump::hump:

and then you're like :-o:-o:-o:-o:clap::clap::clap::clap:

and then you're like :hug::hug:

and then she's like :finger::finger::dunce::dunce::dunce::dunce:

so you're like :wall::wall::wall:


but the sex was good while it lasted!!


(oh, by the way, good luck interpreting what I babbled about up there. I'm not even sure I know)
 

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
Premature ejaculation was what I got out of your story.
TOTALLY!!!!

during it you're all like :-P:-P:-P

and then she's like :?::?::?::?:

and then you go :bigjoint::bigjoint:

and then she's like :finger::finger:

but it's too late cause you're already both :hump::hump::hump:

and then you're like :-o:-o:-o:-o:clap::clap::clap::clap:

and then you're like :hug::hug:

and then she's like :finger::finger::dunce::dunce::dunce::dunce:

so you're like :wall::wall::wall:


but the sex was good while it lasted!!


(oh, by the way, good luck interpreting what I babbled about up there. I'm not even sure I know)
 

Bookworm

Well-Known Member
Premature ejaculation was what I got out of your story.
hoooray! you win a cookie! the first time i got blazed and laid I did not last very long (there was a lot of foreplay as well, to my account) but it was kinda embarrassing.

but it turned out she wasn't too serious about the whole :finger::finger::dunce::dunce::dunce: thing.

:weed::weed:
 

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
It happens to lots of guys.Mostly when they do me.I'm so sad.D'oh.
hoooray! you win a cookie! the first time i got blazed and laid I did not last very long (there was a lot of foreplay as well, to my account) but it was kinda embarrassing.

but it turned out she wasn't too serious about the whole :finger::finger::dunce::dunce::dunce: thing.

:weed::weed:
 
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