America has a currency crisis coming very soon...

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
Everyone acts like America will fall and the rest of the world will live happily ever after. We are all tied together.

What would South America do if they couldn't syphon untaxed dollars out of us?

What would Asia do if they couldn't sell us cheap ass shit? Not to mention China is so polluted they need our water to survive.

What would the Middle East do if we didn't chug down gasoline?

What would Russia do if... well they are killing themselves anyway.

What would Europe do if they didn't keep loaning us money? Not to mention they are so sheeplike they let terrorists rape and loot them every day because they are scared of hurting some ones feelings.

What would Africa do without selling us gold and diamonds? Their poor would have even less opportunities to make a living.

If we defaulted on the trillions we owe the world then they would have to take a loss. They would try to get tuff and we would blow them off the face of the earth, and the same would happen to us.
Ok, in order;

You don't think we give those dollars to Latin America without some strings, do you? We've been fucking with and fucking up everyone south of us for centuries; Google the Monroe Doctrine.

Asia is developing far more quickly than the West did. They'd do just fine trading with each other without us, which is why we need to pivot towards THEM, not the other way around.

The middle east is doing what it always has; murder each other over ancient sectarian and racial grievances. We've just given them money and modern weapons in exchange for oil.

Russia is trying to establish an identity outside of the one the west keeps trying to straightjacket them into. Why do you think Putin is so popular?

Europe is in deeper financial trouble than we are. If you think they hold the purse strings to our debts, you're sadly mistaken; look to Saudi and China instead.

Europe is doing a far better job than we are of confronting and dealing with their terrorist problems. In contrast, the vast majority of terror here is domestic, perpetrated by white American right wing extremists- and underreported.

Africa would be a lot better off if no one ever found those diamonds and gold. Colonialism and the environmental destruction is bad enough, now blood diamonds are funding genocides that outside powers are manipulating for their own ends instead of stopping.

If we defaulted no one would ever lend us a fucking dime again and the world economy would crash, ours right along with it. That scenario makes the Great Depression look like a minor hiccup.

Next?
 

ttystikk

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So you have done all the research and can alone get us out of this? Thats great, I sure was worried for a sec though.
Yep, sarcasm covering for ignorance. Never seen THAT before out of a right wing Koch smoker.

I've gotten an education, the very thing it is so obvious you don't have.

Now go get one and until you do be quiet when the big boys are talking. You might actually learn something.
 

Marijuana Mercenary

Well-Known Member
I never went to a debate class but I learned a few things from watching Unclebuck troll:

Accuse whoever you are debating with of being something bad. It outcasts them from the crowd. A racist, a sexist, or being a white male are all good accusations to start with. If they can deflect these resort to calling them names.

Always keep asking the enemy to validate points, it keeps them backtracking.

Have more people on your side in an argument. The more trolls the better.

Fire off more responses than them, even if the responses have no weight in an argument. They wont keep up and to have to keep countering frustrates them.

Always get the last comment. In elementary school this means you won the argument and still works well into adulthood.

Laugh about everything so they don't see how bad you want to win.

Thats just a sneak peek of the course he is teaching: Trollin101. Its available for just 50k worth of student loan debt.

If you sign up for this professor's course, you get his book absolutely free. Titled 'Spankyomomma'. Its an in depth look at the course and can be used as a field reference throughout your career.

All of the proceeds are spent on hookers and blow. And he does both of them infront of the class so you can see your money spent wisely.

Also this fall: 'I Went to College and Still Have to Grow Dope 201', taught by professor ttystik. Hes edumacateds in economics and will guide you into stopping the global economic crisis.

I gotta go find a bag of weed.
 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
I never went to a debate class but I learned a few things from watching Unclebuck troll:

Accuse whoever you are debating with of being something bad. It outcasts them from the crowd. A racist, a sexist, or being a white male are all good accusations to start with. If they can deflect these resort to calling them names.

Always keep asking the enemy to validate points, it keeps them backtracking.

Have more people on your side in an argument. The more trolls the better.

Fire off more responses than them, even if the responses have no weight in an argument. They wont keep up and to have to keep countering frustrates them.

Always get the last comment. In elementary school this means you won the argument and still works well into adulthood.

Laugh about everything so they don't see how bad you want to win.

Thats just a sneak peek of the course he is teaching: Trollin101. Its available for just 50k worth of student loan debt.

If you sign up for this professor's course, you get his book absolutely free. Titled 'Spankyomomma'. Its an in depth look at the course and can be used as a field reference throughout your career.

All of the proceeds are spent on hookers and blow. And he does both of them infront of the class so you can see your money spent wisely.

Also this fall: 'I Went to College and Still Have to Grow Dope 201', taught by professor ttystik. Hes edumacateds in economics and will guide you into stopping the global economic crisis.

I gotta go find a bag of weed.
Your ridicule game is weak, all it does is betray your own ignorance.

...going to work for corporate America with my shiny new and basically worthless college degree wasn't going to get me that sexy Aston Martin, so I struck out on my own.

Cannabis is just about the only place left where someone can start from nothing and build something great. That's where the action is, so that's where I am. Not that any of these pearls of wisdom will be noticed by the swine wallowing in your pen, but I have hope for the next reader.

It's too bad you don't have the same courage, as evidenced by your preference to sit in your pigpen and laugh and point.

Where's your business plan again, genius?

Don't forget that cannabis is America's fastest growing industry. Opportunity is knocking and it smells gooooood!
 

Unclebaldrick

Well-Known Member
Your ridicule game is weak, all it does is betray your own ignorance.

...going to work for corporate America with my shiny new and basically worthless college degree wasn't going to get me that sexy Aston Martin, so I struck out on my own.

Cannabis is just about the only place left where someone can start from nothing and build something great. That's where the action is, so that's where I am. Not that any of these pearls of wisdom will be noticed by the swine wallowing in your pen, but I have hope for the next reader.

It's too bad you don't have the same courage, as evidenced by your preference to sit in your pigpen and laugh and point.

Where's your business plan again, genius?

Don't forget that cannabis is America's fastest growing industry. Opportunity is knocking and it smells gooooood!
That is not going to last long. The fix is already in to make sure that people who know how to grow will be wage slaves for suits. Just watch it happen.
 

Marijuana Mercenary

Well-Known Member
Your ridicule game is weak, all it does is betray your own ignorance.

...going to work for corporate America with my shiny new and basically worthless college degree wasn't going to get me that sexy Aston Martin, so I struck out on my own.

Cannabis is just about the only place left where someone can start from nothing and build something great. That's where the action is, so that's where I am. Not that any of these pearls of wisdom will be noticed by the swine wallowing in your pen, but I have hope for the next reader.

It's too bad you don't have the same courage, as evidenced by your preference to sit in your pigpen and laugh and point.

Where's your business plan again, genius?

Don't forget that cannabis is America's fastest growing industry. Opportunity is knocking and it smells gooooood!
"Worthless Degree"? You just talked about how important it was and how it made you a master economist and mentally superior to the slave class.

Calm down there, Drake. I am workng on my business plan every day. I am at the bottom where you claimed you started and am slowly working up. Are you sure you didn't use student loan money or your parents to get started?

My next step

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5x more space to grow. Sounds like a good business plan to me.
 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
"Worthless Degree"? You just talked about how important it was and how it made you a master economist and mentally superior to the slave class.

Calm down there, Drake. I am workng on my business plan every day. I am at the bottom where you claimed you started and am slowly working up. Are you sure you didn't use student loan money or your parents to get started?

My next step

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5x more space to grow. Sounds like a good business plan to me.
No, that's not a business plan. That's a grow space.

The college degree is worthless for starting at the top; one needs a trust fund and connections for that.

I'm mentally superior to someone who says they don't trust education and then tries to speak intelligently, that's for sure!

If you want off the bottom rung of the ladder of success, the first thing to do is shut up and listen when someone with knowledge tries to share some. You've already failed that lesson, so figure it out on your own, 'Drake'.
 
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