Will my nuts swell up some more?

[ttystikk]

I've had a rubber band tied around them all day, saving up semen to foliar feed my plants with. I was gonna apply it right after I defoliate them.

My magic eight ball says, 'all signs point to yes' so I'm thinking that's good.

Besides, they're turning blue. That's a good thing, right?

My stem went purple awhile ago, I gotta be close!

 

[SSGrower]

You know the difference between defoliating and deflowering?

 

[ttystikk]

You know the difference between defoliating and deflowering?

Yep! Strip them bare first, then fire away!

Don't believe me? Ask @Gary Goodson, @Afgan King, @tangerinegreen555, @Vnsmkr... I mean, the list is endless! And certainly not complete without @.Pinworm.

 

[bbyb420]

noob, less is more. only use 5ml of semen per gallon. you can always extract it from other males too if you are dry

 

[abe supercro]

Is this one of those alternative recipes for s'mores?

 

[ttystikk]

noob, less is more. only use 5ml of semen per gallon. you can always extract it from other males too if you are dry

Great tip!


...stranglehold, baby;

 

[ttystikk]

Is this one of those alternative recipes for s'mores?

You can do whatever you want with all those plucked leaves. Personally, I like to rub them all over myself.

 

[Fastslappy]

rubber mallet to the balls helps with inflammation induced stress

 

[Eltomcat]

Pics?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ouch...I thought somebody was ill or injured.


At least it's not an STD. Carry on.

 

[ttystikk]

Pics?

...or it didn't happen.

 

[ttystikk]

Ouch...I thought somebody was ill or injured.


At least it's not an STD. Carry on.

I hear it's great for powdery mildew.

 

[ttystikk]

@The Dawg knows what to do with swollen nuts, maybe he can give me some advice.

 

[MeJuana]

To kick it off real good you have to properly compost the organics in your sack before using the rubberband method. For veg make sure you eat lots of green food such as veggies and fruit but for flower you want potatoes or dark leafy greens or white beans along with pumpkin seeds or romano cheese or salmon. When they turn brown and fall off let them dry out really well then throw them in the compost for a couple more months. Then gather that up, make a tea and apply to the leaves.

 

[GardenGnome83]

2 tsp molasses + 1 tsp day old semen mixed in 1 cup of fresh mountain dew. Heirloom recipe

 

[The Dawg]

I Say You Back Off And Jack Off And Fuck The Other 2

 

[ttystikk]

To kick it off real good you have to properly compost the organics in your sack before using the rubberband method. For veg make sure you eat lots of green food such as veggies and fruit but for flower you want potatoes or dark leafy greens or white beans along with pumpkin seeds or romano cheese or salmon. When they turn brown and fall off let them dry out really well then throw them in the compost for a couple more months. Then gather that up, make a tea and apply to the leaves.

When do I smash them with a rubber mallet?

 

[Indacouch]

If you can't get enough semen by yourself ...head over to the flat earth thread there's lots of expert semen collectors there ....They'll help you out for free using just there face ...

 

[Indacouch]

When do I smash them with a rubber mallet?

You wana wait until the purple is just the rite color make sure your using a loupe to check for testicle ripeness you don't want to harvest your semen to early .....patience is key

 

[ttystikk]

Perhaps a female perspective would be helpful. @Diabolical666 @schuylaar @Flaming Pie @roseypeach and ESPECIALLY @Hookabelly, since you offered.