Best quote of the year!

[dave chull]

never interfere with an enemy who is in the process of destroying himself!

 

[primabudda]

wake up motivated to go to back to sleep satisfied.

 

[playallnite]

Hillary is prison food,Trump is raw sewage.

 

[dave chull]

Better be my enemy I'm a deadly friend

 

[UncleBuck]

i have a good brain and i say a lot of things.

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

I'm not shaking your hand in a bathroom

Don king

 

[HydroGrowLover]

Blazed out of my mind playing worms Armageddon and my friend turns and asks me what the fuck I'm playing and I reply.

Its sort of like church but you get to kill people.

 

[primabudda]

"Never turn down an opportunity you don't understand, Take it and learn later"



..... Richard branson.

then buy an island !!! whatever dude !!

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

Seeing you licking their boots is cute.

is there any particular flavor boot licking polish that's your favorite?

RIU's very own Rob Roy

 

[Jimbo01]

As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

"what out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

The quote of the year has to go to Hillary Klinton.

"I did not send any classified material !"

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

Best quote ever by Zappa.

If you want an education visit the public library & educate yourself for free.

If you want to spend years partying & fitting in attend a college .

 

[Nugachino]

Wish in one hand. Shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

 

[thegyoseedbank]

I think this one sums it up

 

[A.K.A. Overgrowem]

"Now I know whose guilty of these crimes, Arthur Hughes, he's a notorious filibuster". Jonathan Hale as Hopkins in Charley Chan at the Olympics.

 

[GardenGnome83]

"Grab her right by the pussy"
Dolan

 

[Bakatare666]

"The rules of weed do NOT apply to pussy.... If you can smell it from across the room, it is NOT good shit."

Ted the bear.