okay, in all seriousness, as far as ferts go, you can go to your local hydro store, hopefully you have one. dont use the cheap stuff next time, the store should have some very good quality nutes you can use. if the nutes cost less than 60 bucks then its crap, what you need is some super high quality stuff, preferably something with a very flashy lable the more money the company seems to have to blow on lables and advertising the better, that means they have money and that means quality. make sure somewhere on the package or bottle it says something that has to do with increased resin and oil production. if it has gold flakes added for extra kick even better.
ill put it this way, would you want to walk around town in some walmart clothes, or would you rather wear some name brand stuff? at the end of the day, its just clothes, but the brand i what makes you feel good. your plants are not going to like you if you get it cheap stuff. you wanna make her feel good by getting her the name brand stuff. you wanna spoil her a little bit, thats how you get her to give you some sugar.
your not getting a girl to take off her panties in the movie theater if your trying to get that matinee ticket shit, you got to show her your not afraid to spend some.