Turtle Bird.

[StonedFarmer]

Mr aunshine please show me hiw to tie a bandanna and giw to suck a fick

Plz olz plz

 

[mr sunshine]

Mr aunshine please show me hiw to tie a bandanna and giw to suck a fick

Plz olz plz

Why are you typing like quizzo and Wtf are you trying to say?

 

[StonedFarmer]

Why are you typing like quizzo and Wtf are you trying to say?

I just wanna suck bailey jay's dick

^_^

I like cats

^_^

 

[StonedFarmer]

@mr sunshine

Tell yr mom the lines ready.

Hunch over ill pound all 3 inches deep

That was deeper then my penis ever gets

#truestory
#nighttimeriuhistorian
#outtaretirement
#heresagaypic

#nopenistho
#bigshinytunes5

I like cats

^_^

 

[curious2garden]

@rollitup

how much longer for me? i know i earned it with the gaping fruit loop butthole, so i won't fight it. just want to plan my summer accordingly.

gracias, bromigo.

Holy dog shit YOU were turtled!! I have to drink more this current reality just ain't working.

 

[UncleBuck]

Holy dog shit YOU were turtled!! I have to drink more this current reality just ain't working.

yep, for about 10 days. seems to have cleared up now. my acne remains.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Why are you typing like quizzo and Wtf are you trying to say?

Cue @tangerinegreen555

Thw official translator

For the record plz state and apell your name mr translator

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Cue @tangerinegreen555

Thw official translator

For the record plz state and apell your name mr translator

I was dealing with the utility patrol earlier... the were making a lot of noise upsetting the neighborhood dogs.
So I mentioned your name and they just flipped...

 

[StonedFarmer]

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I was dealing with the utility patrol earlier... the were making a lot of noise upsetting the neighborhood dogs.
So I mentioned your name and they just flipped...



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Ao ur my sponsor for today.

I have an importabt as hell meeying ay 9:30am not a min later.

It is currently 12:01am, do u think one more blunt and beer will hurt?

Ps; I eill probably go to jail anyways because I smell like 4 days of body odour and period blood (shout out to qwizo)

Possibly spilt bourbon.

I do have a nice shirt/ pants and can fake an angry smile.

Plz guide me mr tangerine

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ao ur my sponsor for today.

I have an importabt as hell meeying ay 9:30am not a min later.

It is currently 12:01am, do u think one more blunt and beer will hurt?

Ps; I eill probably go to jail anyways because I smell like 4 days of body odour and period blood (shout out to qwizo)

Possibly spilt bourbon.

I do have a nice shirt/ pants and can fake an angry smile.

Plz guide me mr tangerine

Do 2 lines...wait 15 minutes...then wrap up and send one of those $150 oz. of molly down here...

Your day will be filled with good luck...you gotta spread the love first though.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Do 2 lines...wait 15 minutes...then wrap up and send one of those $150 oz. of molly down here...

Your day will be filled with good luck...you gotta spread the love first though.

Sounds legit.

I did one more still havent cracked the beer.

U didnt answer the beer tho.

 

[StonedFarmer]

@mr sunshine

Recommend me a good porn to fall asleep too. Nothing to forceful or rapish.

I dont want. Ightmares.

I am not picky bro

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Beer is good...the Belgian kind with the yeast on the bottom is a sleep inducer.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Beer is good...the Belgian kind with the yeast on the bottom is a sleep inducer.

That yeast= hangovers and watery shits.

Truat me.

I have an ipa

I like cats

^_*

 

[tangerinegreen555]

That yeast= hangovers and watery shits.

Truat me.

I have an ipa

I like cats

^_*

real men walk that shit off...

you have a modern bathroom with running water...

 

[StonedFarmer]

real men walk that shit off...

you have a modern bathroom with running water...

Oh I am quite the man then.

I juat change my underpants the next day

Asf if i uae a bathroom

I like.cats

^_*

 

[mr sunshine]

@mr sunshine

Recommend me a good porn to fall asleep too. Nothing to forceful or rapish.

I dont want. Ightmares.

I am not picky bro

When I was younger maybe 11 lets say, Michael, able, pepe, Martin and I found an abandoned house. It was cool we ended up hanging out there for a few weeks but thats neither here nor there. The first day we entered the house I found this vhs porno still in its case, being the little fuck I was, I stuff the tape down my pants before anyone seen and told everyone it was just the case.. it was called" ebonys garden". I left soon after, dont know what excuse I made but I went home and I jacked off.

 

[mr sunshine]

When I was younger maybe 11 lets say, Michael, able, pepe, Martin and I found an abandoned house. It was cool we ended up hanging out there for a few weeks but thats neither here nor there. The first day we entered the house I found this vhs porno still in its case, being the little fuck I was, I stuff the tape down my pants before anyone seen and told everyone it was just the case.. it was called" ebonys garden". I left soon after, dont know what excuse I made but I went home and I jacked off.

A few weeks later my friends older brother which is my across the street neighbor has this porno on top of his tv. I ask him if I can borrow it, he says "its cool". Right before I walk out I ask him if its a newer film.I was still jacking it to a vhs and I needed something less outdated. He looks at me with this confused look and says "its kinda used" super funny because he was serious as fuck. I didn't lick the bottom of the dvd.

 

[qwizoking]

@StonedFarmer

somewhere you mentioned period blood and babies?
makes me wanna tell a story..
but idk, most cant handle my twisted awesomeness