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abe supercro

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I've often wondered who puts the holes in those 1:30AM donuts...and how, exactly...
I examined the donut and you can see that it's been manufactured along with the help of an extruder, so it's like they work around the hole. The hole is already present. Once I tongue-jack one hundred fresh donut holes, in the middle of the night, the store clerk claims she'll show me the factory during daylight.
 

tangerinegreen555

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I examined the donut and you can see that it's been manufactured along with the help of an extruder, so it's like they work around the hole. The hole is already present. Once I tongue-jack one hundred fresh donut holes, in the middle of the night, the store clerk claims she'll show me the factory during daylight.
Someone on my old crew at work would bring in donuts a couple times a week.
A very obnoxious foreman nobody liked used to wander over and help himself...

One day, with his mouth full of coconut donut, we told him that a guy we know personally at the donut place hates coconut donuts and shoves his dick in the holes...which is why they're always the last ones left.

That foreman never took another donut.
 
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