Call the #riuhistorian

Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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tangerinegreen555 said:
#riuhistorian has declined to get involved with this thread...

You have the right to appeal...within 30 days of your incident.

Contact the law offices of Finshaggy, Finshaggy and Finshaggy, LLC...they are currently involved in an ambulance chase...should be available later today.

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If someone ever were to ask me, "who's the most badass shark of a lawyer in the whole wide universe"?

I would answer unequivocally: tangerinegreen555.

You've made Internet lawyering a true art form.
 
srh88

srh88

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Bob Zmuda said:
100% acceptable. I'd probably have tons of promix under my nails but I bite them shits.

So the promix is in my teeth.

Ps this week we should have a tc party and get all krunk.
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you missed my tc party.. appearently i fell asleep on tc.. woke up, called dia and left her a kinky message and told her i was in her driveway. i went to the store and bought a shit load of ham.. i win
 
Cannacat

Cannacat

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Just deciding whether to finish the bottle of brandy I bought the other night, I keep falling asleep before I'm pissed so there's half a bottle left. I also have a bag of weed to myself so could get pretty fucked up, but I'm sat here by myself and it seems a shame really.

I know, I'll take the bottle of brandy and a few joints up to the nearest pokestop and leer at grown men hunting Pokemon in the middle of the night :bigjoint:


**This is my 1000th post**
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Cannacat said:
Just deciding whether to finish the bottle of brandy I bought the other night, I keep falling asleep before I'm pissed so there's half a bottle left. I also have a bag of weed to myself so could get pretty fucked up, but I'm sat here by myself and it seems a shame really.

I know, I'll take the bottle of brandy and a few joints up to the nearest pokestop and leer at grown men hunting Pokemon in the middle of the night :bigjoint:


**This is my 1000th post**
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Have a drink aith me.

I advise you smash the brandy in one drink stumvle to the nearest bottle shop, get more drink, preferably vodka as it is good for slamming.

Ok now stumble home, maybe stop for a snack fish n chips sounds good but thats made for beer drinking. Pick up 3 bags of chips and a cadbury egg ( I hear they are cheapest out of season)

Ok now start drinking cuz on that long walk home.

Home now most likely, lost your keys getting dodgy looks from your neighbors.

To be continued

I like cats
^_^
 
Cannacat

Cannacat

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StonedFarmer said:
Have a drink aith me.

I advise you smash the brandy in one drink stumvle to the nearest bottle shop, get more drink, preferably vodka as it is good for slamming.

Ok now stumble home, maybe stop for a snack fish n chips sounds good but thats made for beer drinking. Pick up 3 bags of chips and a cadbury egg ( I hear they are cheapest out of season)

Ok now start drinking cuz on that long walk home.

Home now most likely, lost your keys getting dodgy looks from your neighbors.

To be continued

I like cats
^_^
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I literally spent my last pennies in the world on the brandy and weed so no vodka, chips or creme eggs for me unfortunately. However, I'm off the creme eggs anyway since they started making them half the size and with pretend American chocolate.

I get paid friday though, so shall get smashed then too. It's so good to be free again :bigjoint:
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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StonedFarmer said:
Have a drink aith me.

I advise you smash the brandy in one drink stumvle to the nearest bottle shop, get more drink, preferably vodka as it is good for slamming.

Ok now stumble home, maybe stop for a snack fish n chips sounds good but thats made for beer drinking. Pick up 3 bags of chips and a cadbury egg ( I hear they are cheapest out of season)

Ok now start drinking cuz on that long walk home.

Home now most likely, lost your keys getting dodgy looks from your neighbors.

To be continued

I like cats
^_^
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Are Cadbury eggs filled with bunny jism? I've always assumed yes.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Cannacat said:
I literally spent my last pennies in the world on the brandy and weed so no vodka, chips or creme eggs for me unfortunately. However, I'm off the creme eggs anyway since they started making them half the size and with pretend American chocolate.

I get paid friday though, so shall get smashed then too. It's so good to be free again :bigjoint:
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Sadly I only have beer. Think this beer is ready to be kegged but sadly the beer lines are dirty so is the keezer. Aka I wont be pouring any pints today : (
 
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