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[whitebb2727]

Lmao, I can lift you with my dick. Do you even bench bro?

I could damn near curl him. I can get few sets of three over 100 pounds. I can't bench as much as I used to due to a shoulder injury.

A chainsaw hit a piece of barbwire in a log and kicked back and hit me in the head. Gave me a concussion and a softball size knot. It buckled my legs but I still walked inside and put a towel on it and asked for a ride to the hospital. I doubt Jessie could come anywhere near hitting me as hard as that chainsaw.


Lol. He talking he could leave a mark on me. I could care less about a mark. I'm going to try to crush a trachea.

 

[qwizoking]

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fu kin shit
reported rac uh sm
racism

skywalker..your not a pro like me. but you should try drigs and dribeng..
strRy slow, make sute only trwes for you to hit
its f yu n
go i d luck

major comncentration his post


im out rii





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3.1 stary

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

RIU Historian doesn't show up in threads rated less than 3 stars...

But @tyler.durden's 1 star ass sure does.







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[whitebb2727]

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Lol.

 

[mr sunshine]

You guys are fucking with me to have fun, thats selfish

I thought we were all just playing. Why are you making yourself out to be a victim? Your sensitivity is ruining our relationship.

 

[tyler.durden]

But @tyler.durden's 1 star ass sure does.







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I like to slum it from time to time. I'm not afraid to go into the less desirable areas of the board. Both the triumphs and the tragedies need to be covered...

 

[tyler.durden]

I thought we were all just playing. Why are you making yourself out to be a victim? Your sensitivity is ruining our relationship.

When he came out to his dad...

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

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I like to slum it from time to time. I'm not afraid to go into the less desirable areas of the board. Both the triumphs and the tragedies need to be covered...

On a serious note, do you personally know mainliner ?

 

[tyler.durden]

On a serious note, do you personally know mainliner ?

No. That would be sweet. I have his address, though...

 

[Diabolical666]

Come to me in real life and say that i might or might not win but just because my fighting is a little shabby doesn't mean i can't leave my mark in one way or another, it seems to me that you wouldn't be able to back your shit up in real life you just talk out your ass like your hulk hogan on the internet, please ive seen dudes like you get wet up in like 5 or 6 seconds

A shit mark, in your jimmys son

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Sky walker looks like his entire body is full of mayonnaise and semen.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Sky walker looks like his entire body is full of mayonnaise and semen.

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[Bob Zmuda]

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Wait a second.... You're the guy with the super fucked up hand huh?

That shit was disgusting.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Did big Lou have a pork rind induced aneurysm?

Haven't seen a frog in awhile.

 

[mr sunshine]

La mano negra!

 

[Resinhound]

 

[Bob Zmuda]

La mano negra!
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That's the disgusting fucked up hobbit hand I was talking about.

That hand has never been near a female vagina.

No wonder young skywalks is so ornery. Probably gonna shoot up his high school any day now.

 

[Diabolical666]

Wait, I have dirt under my nails, but Im a soil grower....that sir is dooky under the nails right thar

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Wait, I have dirt under my nails, but Im a soil grower....that sir is dooky under the nails right thar

100% acceptable. I'd probably have tons of promix under my nails but I bite them shits.

So the promix is in my teeth.

Ps this week we should have a tc party and get all krunk.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

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#riuhistorian has declined to get involved with this thread...

You have the right to appeal...within 30 days of your incident.

Contact the law offices of Finshaggy, Finshaggy and Finshaggy, LLC...they are currently involved in an ambulance chase...should be available later today.