Call the #riuhistorian

Call the #riuhistorian
I'm really embarrassed for you no wonder girls dont want to fuck you. You need to change, you're fucking up. Dont take that the wrong way dude. I just cant stand to watch you fail so hard. You're not even close, im worried that you're going to be a loser/virgin forever and I dont want that for you. We need to do something fast before its to late. Its going to be an uphill battle and the odds are stacked to the roof against you but we at least, gotta try.
 
I'm really embarrassed for you no wonder girls dont want to fuck you. You need to change, you're fucking up. Dont take that the wrong way dude. I just cant stand to watch you fail so hard. You're not even close, im worried that you're going to be a loser,virgin forever and I dont want that for you. We need to do something fast before its to late. Its going to be an uphill battle and the odds are stacked to the roof against you but we at least gotta try.

Call the #riuhistorian
 
Shit dude they will find your head mangled inside of the wall plumbing before you even got to touch your zipper
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So your mom gave you until the beginning of the month to get a job or you have to move out. That's rough man.

That guy in the woods may know a thing or two about surviving on the fringe of society. You may want to join forces with that park bench guy that lives in the woods by your moms.
 
So your mom gave you until the beginning of the month to get a job or you have to move out. That's rough man.

That guy in the woods may know a thing or two about surviving on the fringe of society. You may want to join forces with that park bench guy that lives in the woods by your moms.

Call the #riuhistorian
 
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