Pokemon Go, the new Darwin Award Accessory

CannaBruh said:
......all from a bunch of middle age spare tire wastline wearing dudes getting no pussy crying on the internet about someone playing pokemon... is that really what's happening in here? I'm a start a thread for these mofos in here lolol

At least the pokemon peeps are getting some trackshoe work in

all in good fun everyone :lol: bongsmilie
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shouldnt you be out finding pokemon?
 
srh88 said:
shouldnt you be out finding pokemon?
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Gotta catch em all

I think I might get in trouble at work for drinking beer, not for the 45 min breaks where I would walk the neighborhood catchin em all.

Well dats ok, because everyone was drinking. Atleast I have the decency to not get drunk and trust me I tried.
 
i had 150 in the old game..
fot a deal from the professor and everything, but couldnt find mew for shit. so couldnt complete..professor such a tease
rip off
 
StonedFarmer said:
Mew is hidden in the caves if im remembering correctly
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That's Mewtwo.
Mew was a promo thing you got from Nintendo by going to various video game stores. Gamestop, Babbages, EB Games and the now defunked Gamecrazy. I'm thinking they're all owned by Gamestop now. Some are anyways. Right before and during the first film you just went in and they gave you a card and would transfer over a Mew via link cable.
The thing is if you had a Gameshark for the Gameboy you could modify the code line in the game to where all of the random Pokemon you encountered spawned as whatever you set it to. Including Mew. So the actual code was in the game for Mew long before the film was released. It was a good play in Nintendo's part.
Hooked my old girlfriend's little brother up with one way before all of his other buddies could get their hands on one. We're talking weeks. Got him to just tell the other kids that he got it via the surf myth. Trolling at it's finest. Cause he actually COULD load up his game and say look it works.
I was too old for the Pokemon thing. But I pretty much got schooled on it due to my job at the time that way soccer moms wouldn't get all butthurt with me because I had no clue wtf they were talking about. I saw some shit during holiday season. You'd be surprised how salty a mom will get instantly when you can't explain something about one of the hundreds of products in your store. They strait up act like you're a direct employee of whatever company the product belongs to.

But yeah Pokemon go has to go. Kids are getting off their asses and going outside now. Fuckers are gonna be crawling through the woods and swamps and find my dope. I wonder if Nintendo would despawn any around there if I just explained the situation to them?
On a side note though it's actually getting kids off their asses and outside for a change.
 
MonkeyGrinder said:
That's Mewtwo.
Mew was a promo thing you got from Nintendo by going to various video game stores. Gamestop, Babbages, EB Games and the now defunked Gamecrazy. I'm thinking they're all owned by Gamestop now. Some are anyways. Right before and during the first film you just went in and they gave you a card and would transfer over a Mew via link cable.
The thing is if you had a Gameshark for the Gameboy you could modify the code line in the game to where all of the random Pokemon you encountered spawned as whatever you set it to. Including Mew. So the actual code was in the game for Mew long before the film was released. It was a good play in Nintendo's part.
Hooked my old girlfriend's little brother up with one way before all of his other buddies could get their hands on one. We're talking weeks. Got him to just tell the other kids that he got it via the surf myth. Trolling at it's finest. Cause he actually COULD load up his game and say look it works.
I was too old for the Pokemon thing. But I pretty much got schooled on it due to my job at the time that way soccer moms wouldn't get all butthurt with me because I had no clue wtf they were talking about. I saw some shit during holiday season. You'd be surprised how salty a mom will get instantly when you can't explain something about one of the hundreds of products in your store. They strait up act like you're a direct employee of whatever company the product belongs to.

But yeah Pokemon go has to go. Kids are getting off their asses and going outside now. Fuckers are gonna be crawling through the woods and swamps and find my dope. I wonder if Nintendo would despawn any around there if I just explained the situation to them?
On a side note though it's actually getting kids off their asses and outside for a change.
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Well, I atand corrected.

Merci
 
MonkeyGrinder said:
That's Mewtwo.
Mew was a promo thing you got from Nintendo by going to various video game stores. Gamestop, Babbages, EB Games and the now defunked Gamecrazy. I'm thinking they're all owned by Gamestop now. Some are anyways. Right before and during the first film you just went in and they gave you a card and would transfer over a Mew via link cable.
The thing is if you had a Gameshark for the Gameboy you could modify the code line in the game to where all of the random Pokemon you encountered spawned as whatever you set it to. Including Mew. So the actual code was in the game for Mew long before the film was released. It was a good play in Nintendo's part.
Hooked my old girlfriend's little brother up with one way before all of his other buddies could get their hands on one. We're talking weeks. Got him to just tell the other kids that he got it via the surf myth. Trolling at it's finest. Cause he actually COULD load up his game and say look it works.
I was too old for the Pokemon thing. But I pretty much got schooled on it due to my job at the time that way soccer moms wouldn't get all butthurt with me because I had no clue wtf they were talking about. I saw some shit during holiday season. You'd be surprised how salty a mom will get instantly when you can't explain something about one of the hundreds of products in your store. They strait up act like you're a direct employee of whatever company the product belongs to.

But yeah Pokemon go has to go. Kids are getting off their asses and going outside now. Fuckers are gonna be crawling through the woods and swamps and find my dope. I wonder if Nintendo would despawn any around there if I just explained the situation to them?
On a side note though it's actually getting kids off their asses and outside for a change.
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So now in addition to walking off cliffs and into traffic, the lil buggers are going to run afoul of guerrilla grow ops and get their dumb ass shot.
 
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