What did you accomplish today?

Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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srh88 said:
ive been out working since 5:30 this morning.. met up with a chick, her family was having a barbecue so i went.. drove out the shelby replica because it was a nice day.. drank about a case of beer and played horseshoes for a few hours. now i gotta job that just came in. back to work at 6am.. dammit
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wait-a shelby??
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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lol...
there are alot of interesting aphrodisiacs besides drugs and ethanol


but more importantly... i see how it srh, i say ima be in your hood and you dip?!








well shelby replica...
considerably cheaper but just as awesome
 
neosapien

neosapien

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srh88 said:
At the job now.. Noones here and doors are locked.. People give me a time to show up and don't show up themselves.. Wtf.. Well time time to spark a joint and wait it out
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That happens to me to on occasion. OK, you basically just paid me $85 to look at a lock on your gate. Nice lock. See you later.

In my younger days I use to just hop the fence. Them days are gone. Ain't no one got time for that shit.
 
Cannacat

Cannacat

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Olive Drab Green said:
This one we're standing on.


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Oh I thought she was asking, on what planet does that oyster look like a vag, as opposed to questioning their aphrodisiac properties. Could just be me, though. I'm not into oysters, I've tried them, they didn't taste terrible but I wasn't keen on the texture. If they'd made me horny then I might have been inclined to eat them again but I didn't notice anything that made it worth eating too many of those weird, slimy little things.
 
Olive Drab Green

Olive Drab Green

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Cannacat said:
Oh I thought she was asking, on what planet does that oyster look like a vag, as opposed to questioning their aphrodisiac properties. Could just be me, though. I'm not into oysters, I've tried them, they didn't taste terrible but I wasn't keen on the texture. If they'd made me horny then I might have been inclined to eat them again but I didn't notice anything that made it worth eating too many of those weird, slimy little things.
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Oh. Maybe she did. And, I think it does a bit. Look like a vag, I mean.

I ate oysters once as a kid and I liked them, but as an adult, I tried them, and they were kind of different.
 
jerryb73

jerryb73

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Olive Drab Green said:
Oh. Maybe she did. And, I think it does a bit. Look like a vag, I mean.

I ate oysters once as a kid and I liked them, but as an adult, I tried them, and they were kind of different.
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Everyone has oyster roasts where I live, I've eaten many not sure they made me horny.. Only substance I know of that always delivers in that department is coke.. Been a while but that's the way I remember it.. :bigjoint:
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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ive found other women work pretty good.. tje whole pheromone deal

mu bed always smells awesome (not how it sounds) lol

but thats just me.. and by that time ive already won anyway

also, just a little cologne..dont smell me when i enter the room, even walk past really..
but when you give me a hug, kiss


it should be more of an ancillary aid..


i hate tacky users
 
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