Needing Some Advice; Job Mailed Drug Test Kit

[Dr.Pecker]

Can't you have someone else piss for you?

 

[Cannacat]

I always used to get someone clean to piss in a bottle for me so I never had to worry about what kind of tests they did on it. Backfired once when the kid we asked was a coke dealer, totally tee-total, never touched a thing, the coke must have got into his bloodstream through his skin so it tested positive!

It'll only warm to body temperature hidden on you so I used to add a few drops of water out of the hot tap in the bathroom to get it up to 100 but our piss bottles very kindly had a thermometer on them and nobody came in with us so I could get it right before leaving the bathroom. Got away with it for years, until my mum found my bottle of clean pee. You know what the sneaky bitch did?? Never said a word. Ate co-codamol and pissed in my bottle!

 

[qwizoking]

as i mentioned.. sg of the synth piss is 1.005
do not dilute, they could ask for a new sample below 1

 

[Cannacat]

Yeah sorry I should have clarified, I never used synthetic piss so wasn't recommending anything, just saying how easy it was to get through the tests they used at my clinic.

 

[Budgoro88]

I get randoms very often couple a month and quick fix works on DOT and regular tests it's easy heat up throw heat bad on it and walk in

 

[qwizoking]

why does dot test you that often?

if you dont mind

 

[iROLLDROBRO]

Can't you have someone else piss for you?

I would still be worried about the same issue. Which is getting the temp right when putting it in the test cup. Im not worried about whether or not QF will work. Im only worried about getting it to a acceptable temp. Even if I had a friend pee for me before I left the house it would still be 15-30 min before I would be able to test, so temperature would still be an issue.

I let the water get as hot as it could straight from my faucet and my thermometer read around 110*. I dropped QF bottle inside a glass of the hot water. Got the temp to around 102* and just watched the thermometer. Its crazy how fast the temp will drop. Id say it went from 102* to around 95* in a matter of like 30 seconds or something.

If I get in there, put the QF in the test cup, and its reading too cool.... can I put the heading pad up to the actual test cup until it gets warmer?

Or what about a lighter? What if I run the flame up and down (Sweeping motions) the opposite side of the test strip?

At the moment Im experimenting with the heating pad and it doesnt put out that much heat. Just a little warmth. Im just afraid Im not going to be able to heat it up enough to where it will stay in range long enough to get out back out to the clinic people

 

[Cannacat]

I would still be worried about the same issue. Which is getting the temp right when putting it in the test cup. Im not worried about whether or not QF will work. Im only worried about getting it to a acceptable temp. Even if I had a friend pee for me before I left the house it would still be 15-30 min before I would be able to test, so temperature would still be an issue.

I let the water get as hot as it could straight from my faucet and my thermometer read around 110*. I dropped QF bottle inside a glass of the hot water. Got the temp to around 102* and just watched the thermometer. Its crazy how fast the temp will drop. Id say it went from 102* to around 95* in a matter of like 30 seconds or something.

If I get in there, put the QF in the test cup, and its reading too cool.... can I put the heading pad up to the actual test cup until it gets warmer?

Or what about a lighter? What if I run the flame up and down (Sweeping motions) the opposite side of the test strip?

At the moment Im experimenting with the heating pad and it doesnt put out that much heat. Just a little warmth. Im just afraid Im not going to be able to heat it up enough to where it will stay in range long enough to get out back out to the clinic people

It's only gonna cool down at the same rate real pee would though surely? So everybody else's must be cooler than piss temperature by the time they hand it to staff too, surely? I wouldn't put a lighter or the heat pad anywhere near the actual test cup, that just sounds too risky.

 

[iROLLDROBRO]

It's only gonna cool down at the same rate real pee would though surely? So everybody else's must be cooler than piss temperature by the time they hand it to staff too, surely? I wouldn't put a lighter or the heat pad anywhere near the actual test cup, that just sounds too risky.

Yea, thats true. Ive honestly only ever taken 2 tests and I passed them legit. So, I didnt really pay attention to the temp of the pee once I collected versus the temp of the pee when I handed it off 30-45 secs later.

I agree about not doing the heating pad and lighter up against the test cup, but it shouldn't hurt to do that up against the QF bottle.

Id rather get the QF up to around 105* and just play the descend. Its much easier to let it cool than to heat up.


I JUST did a test run...

I got the QF up around 95*
Rubber banded the heating pad on it and tucked it away for about 30-45 min.
Uncapped it and put the thermometer in and it read 96.5*
Re-capped it and used sweeping motions with a lighter for about 30 secs and raised it 3*

Thats with me in gym shorts and sitting in a 71* house

When I go to the test Ill be wearing jeans and being in a car + outside briefly. Im hoping those factors plus me rubber banding the heating pad on an hr early will gain me at least 1* - 3*

If when I get in there and it reads 95* or below Im going to use a lighter and use the sweeping motions until the QF bottle reads at 100*. I will then quickly fill, cap, and deliver

 

[qwizoking]

look heres what i do.

first the heat pad is meant to maintain

heat to ~105°
or till it just stops registering temp
rubberband the heat pad on.. make sure yiu really shake that shit and let o2 get to it or it will barely get warm..for atleast 5minutes

put that combo somewhere on my person not in my shoes or pockets.
ive often had to empty, occasional shoe removal and even less often a light pat down..
typically i wear long socks, put it on the inner calf or towards the shin..
less obvious when walking, may need to alter your gait

it will stay in temp ime 2-3 hrs after that your pushing it. ive poured at 95 and ran out there to keep it from cooling below the limit. ya she looked at me funny but i passed. they normally arent like assholes either.
wait usually isnt very long..

if the drive is the time delay hit a microwave at a convenience store before entering

 

[iROLLDROBRO]

Got by the first obstacle, which was getting the temp right.

- I heated up some water on the stove to about 125*
- Poured it in a thermos cup
- Taped my briefs around my hammys (Just insurance that the QF dont fall out)
- Consumed lots of water. I only did this to dilute my own pee to somewhat match the QF
- Drove to the testing site
- Put the QF bottle inside the thermos cup. Removed when QF was around 105*
- Applied heating pad to QF and tucked it
- Did paperwork, drank more water, and waited
- Emptied pockets. Got my instructions of not flushing, leave cup on table, and dont use sink
- Removed QF, was reading between 98-100* according to the markings on bottle
- Quickly poured into test cup, pee'd, and walked back out

Washed my hands in another room and had to watch her seal it up. I guess so theres no "The nurse tampered with it" excuse if theres a fail. Since its Saturday, she said I wouldn't get the results until like Tuesday or Wednesday.

The test was a NON-DOT test, but Im pretty sure QF is good for any testing since its completely clean. I was just worried that the QF would only be like 93-95* and me have a real stickler that wants to be a little bia lol

Ill keep this thread updated when I hear back

 

[iROLLDROBRO]

Welp, I passed guys!

Another QF success story lol

Thanks to everyone who posting in the thread!

I appreciate everyone's advice

 

[Glans Von Schwanson]

I have recently accepted a new job. The job is located about 2hrs from where I currently live (Relocating) and they mailed me a drug test kit to take "At my convenience" to a local clinic. At the clinic, I would give the specimen (Quick Fix) and the clinic would then send specimen to a lab of my potential employers choice.

They have an invoice saying where to bill for the test and an address of where they want it sent. Along with FedEx shipping box/concealing envelope. - This will be a NON-DOT test -

Im devising my plan now, but I had some questions and wanted some opinions.

My plan at the moment:
- Heat up QF in the microwave to ______ degrees?
- Crotch the QF
- Head to the clinic
- Let them review the paperwork and sign what ever I need to
- Pour QF into the cup
- Pee a small amount in the toilet
- Check temp
- Take specimen to clinic

Here are my questions and concerns with the process:
Can QF be microwaved and re-microwaved, for "Practice" reasons? Im not sure exactly what temperature I should try to get the QF to so it will be in range once I use it 20-30 min later.

Also, I read on another forum, if you're wanting a little bit of help with getting the specimen warmer you should pee in the cup, pour it out, and then add QF. Any truth to that? I would think dirty pee would taint the cup and would compromise the clean QF.

What if the temperature is too low once its in the cup? Could I just apply the hand warmer to the test cup and hold it until the temp is in range?

Thanks for any and all advice!

Unless they test right there on the spot, temperature isn't an issue. I have personally put the clean urine in a thin walled plastic container and put it in my sock about an hour prior to my test.
Then I pissed a stream into the toilet and took the container and poured the clean piss into the container.
I never had any problem with this method. I did this every three months for fifteen years.