mr sunshine
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Forgot to ask my question, whats the most disgusting porn you've masturbated to?
A real tear jerker that was.7th grade, I was supposed to meet this girl I liked at a party. I went out and bought her a teddy bear and got a haircut. She never called me so I stayed home and cried like LeBron james. Next day at school I hear that she was there and she had fucked this short dude ...after that I started fucking everything that walked and using excuses like(" you deserve someone better then me, I am a piece of shit") and ( "I already know I would hurt you, I rather not do that to you .If you dont want to hang out with me anymore, I'd understand".) I would use these excuses so I wouldn't get hurt again.. im a victim, fuck what any of those bitches say
I awoke the next morning and my pillow was wet and sticky. My dad was standing over me making sure I was alright. He was worried, he started babbling uncontrollably then ran to his room.. the only thing I was able to understand was "dont tell your mom".. I think he was making me a man and he didn't want me to tell my mom because as a man I should deal with the heartbreak on my own. idk, thats what I got from it anyway.A real tear jerker that was.
I gotta wipe my eyes now.
I don't know if your joking or not but if you're not, that story broke my heart. The haircut part. Oh man7th grade, I was supposed to meet this girl I liked at a party. I went out and bought her a teddy bear and got a haircut. She never called me so I stayed home and cried like LeBron james. Next day at school I hear that she was there and she had fucked this short dude ...after that I started fucking everything that walked and using excuses like(" you deserve someone better then me, I am a piece of shit") and ( "I already know I would hurt you, I rather not do that to you .If you dont want to hang out with me anymore, I'd understand".) I would use these excuses so I wouldn't get hurt again.. im a victim, fuck what any of those bitches say
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First time you stuck an appendage in someone's pooper?
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LoLI don't know if your joking or not but if you're not, that story broke my heart. The haircut part. Oh man
True story, clean ass fade.I don't know if your joking or not but if you're not, that story broke my heart. The haircut part. Oh man
Reported for being a meanie head.LoL
True story, its why he is such a fragile bird **chirpchirp**
Cool. What's his name? Does he give you discounts???My roommate is a prostitute lol
14 I started working for my uncle doing construction on weekends and summer break.. Also hustled gum and candy in elementary school.. He was the biggest hustler around (uncle) so that's where it all began..No question to answer so I'll restart it!
How old were you when you had your first job? Hustling or real job!
I used to sling blow pops and candy bars in elementary school.
Middle school I moved up to illicit drugs!
That was asked already. How old were you when you realized tezzerlad was mainliner?31 smoked since i was 2
age a first bitch broke your heart for real and you knew it.
you fucked the game up now bro.That was asked already. How old were you when you realized tezzerlad was mainliner?
I got this clown following me now,why don't they have to send a request?How old were you when you realized tezzerlad was mainliner?
who ? that would swellI got this clown following me now,why don't they have to send a request?
@tezzerLad if you could unfollow me that would be swell.
I've been thinking about this recently,if girls can fart from their vaginas,why can't boys fart from their penises.PENIS FART