Questions thread

[Alienwidow]

Why is it that all the girls i have sex with keep complaining that im giving them gonorrhea? I dont have any symptoms besides a sore weenis and a little green stuff. Maybe i can get some answers here.

 

[mr sunshine]

I have to go do some diarrhea, so I will let @mr sunshine field some questions.

When I wipe it feels like I'm swimming threw peanut butter. Stains the but cheek wall's scanlessly. I can wipe it all dry 10 minutes later my asshole is wet again, it's been starting to ich too. 2 days ago I was at Walmart and I almost didn't make it to the restroom. That day more came out, not alot more but it was definitely more. It kinda shot out, it didn't even make it into the water it stayed stuck on the backside of the bowl. Why?

 

[Grandpapy]

I have to go do some diarrhea, so I will let @mr sunshine field some questions.

Will you wash afterwards?

At least you won't lose your shoe.

 

[Grandpapy]

When I wipe it feels like I'm swimming threw peanut butter. Stains the but cheek wall's scanlessly. I can wipe it all dry 10 minutes later my asshole is wet again, it's been starting to ich too. 2 days ago I was at Walmart and I almost didn't make it to the restroom. That day more came out, not alot more but it was definitely more. It kinda shot out, it didn't even make it into the water it stayed stuck on the backside of the bowl. Why?

You just had a colon re-section.

 

[mr sunshine]

You just had a colon re-section.

Na, I haven't had anal in 2 weeks. besides, the dude that fucked me was white so I doubt that had anything to do with it.

 

[mr sunshine]

Why is it that all the girls i have sex with keep complaining that im giving them gonorrhea? I dont have any symptoms besides a sore weenis and a little green stuff. Maybe i can get some answers here.

Growing that auto gave you an std.

 

[Alienwidow]

Growing that auto gave you an std.

Oh shit. That means i have lots of stds now.

 

[Alienwidow]

Who is the biggest asshole that posts on riu?

 

[mr sunshine]

Oh shit. That means i have lots of stds now.

Don't touch me, I don't have medi-cal right now.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Who is the biggest asshole that posts on riu?

 

[.Pinworm.]

Will you wash afterwards?

At least you won't lose your shoe.View attachment 3703212

I only wash my hands when I shit on them, and even then, sometimes I don't...

 

[Alienwidow]

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No that's rediculous. I want my money back for that question.

 

[Alienwidow]

Don't touch me, I don't have medi-cal right now.

Dont worry it stops hurting after a week or two. Then its just annoying because the pee comes out in all different directions.

 

[Corso312]

Will the cubs win the world series this year?

 

[.Pinworm.]

When I wipe it feels like I'm swimming threw peanut butter. Stains the but cheek wall's scanlessly. I can wipe it all dry 10 minutes later my asshole is wet again, it's been starting to ich too. 2 days ago I was at Walmart and I almost didn't make it to the restroom. That day more came out, not alot more but it was definitely more. It kinda shot out, it didn't even make it into the water it stayed stuck on the backside of the bowl. Why?

That is a good question. @Mr. Bongwater is sort of like the greasy turd that sticks to back of the RIU bowl and just won't flush. We should probably ask him.

Will the cubs win the world series this year?

Outlook not so good. Try again later.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Should I go to bed like I planned or stay up drink copious amounts and then eat some food

 

[StonedFarmer]

Im so indecisive it is sad

 

[.Pinworm.]

Should I go to bed like I planned or stay up drink copious amounts and then eat some food

 

[tyler.durden]

Do you still think about me? I still think about you

 

[srh88]