Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Drowning-Man]

Awhile back I went to work sick as fuck with food poisoning or some kind of quick fucked bug. I'm so dehydrated and just puking and dry heaving everywhere that I decide to walk down into the customers woods as to not make a scene with my wretchedness. Suddenly as I entered the thicket I came across a family of beavers just staring at me. We stood there for a good minute calmly looking at each other. They then slowly scampered away and I started puking again and I then finished the job and called the rest of the day off sick. But after some years reflecting on this I've come to the conclusion that I was just really fucked up and had hallucinations of beavers in the woods. Lol. Jibber Jabber.

Maybe they were hyperdimintional beavers.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Sorry...evil doesnt photograph:/

Good to see you girl.

 

[neosapien]

Maybe they were hyperdimintional beavers.

I will fucking kill you if talk smack on my fucking beavers. And according to google "hyperdiminitional beavers" aren't a real thing. They're fake like dinosaurs and squirters.

 

[Diabolical666]

Good to see you girl.

 

[WeedFreak78]

It rained out and now my driveway is covered in a slick of caterpillar shit and pollen. It's like an inch deep in some spots. How the hell do those little bastards shit so much?

 

[abe supercro]

They're fake like dinosaurs and squirters.

I've never seen a dinosaur.

 

[neosapien]

I've never seen a dinosaur.

Cuz they're fake man! Just something the Jews buried in 1924!

 

[Singlemalt]

I got me a Blue Wizard

Dia!! Hey doll

 

[Drowning-Man]

I will fucking kill you if talk smack on my fucking beavers. And according to google "hyperdiminitional beavers" aren't a real thing. They're fake like dinosaurs and squirters.

Was just joshing you dawg.

 

[abe supercro]

Cuz they're fake man! Just something the Jews buried in 1924!

Jews did this 100 yrs ago? Figures, they are wizards, I've met a few.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Where'd the fight thread go?! That's fucked. Oh hey dia, we missed you. Bring back the fight thread you pussies.

 

[Singlemalt]

Jews did this 100 yrs ago? Figures, they are wizards, I've met a few.
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Izzat kosher or at least parve?

 

[abe supercro]

Where'd the fight thread go?!

@Chunky Stool fkd up and tagged rolli in the first post. It was his abort plan in case he was getting his ass whooped.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Absolute power rules, absolutely.
@rollitup won the fight.

 

[Drowning-Man]

Any of you guys ever use magic truffles before?

 

[abe supercro]

Izzat kosher or at least parve?

Me thinks, No. But you can contact these guys, or UofM, and find out the details. Maybe a rabbi has since become involved.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/14/mastodon-bones-michigan-_n_6467974.html

That's a Mastodon they found in my state last year. It was every cool of them to donate the remains to UofM and not take the paycheck.

 

[mr sunshine]

I got me a Blue Wizard

Hello.

 

[curious2garden]

Sorry...evil doesnt photograph:/

Welcome back, I missed you, but I think I mentioned that hun.

 

[qwizoking]

ugh i hate not being in my neck of the woods

im not even far from home.
id give $50 fpr a fuckin reggie blunt right now

 

[Drowning-Man]

ugh i hate not being in my neck of the woods

im not even far from home.
id give $50 fpr a fuckin reggie blunt right now

I remember the days of $5 blunts.