People who can't get hard.

[tangerinegreen555]

My true name is Peter but I don't use it cause it sounds too cocky.

 

[qwizoking]

sometimes i randomly get hard (especially) while sitting , temp influences this as well...

 

[abalonehx]

Depends on the wind velocity divided by other climatic factors.... and moon phase.

 

[abalonehx]

Not saying it's rare. Just special.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I want to know how I can get flaccid. Walking around with the ol doughnut holder all day is funny at first but it gets old.

 

[dannyboy602]

My true name is Peter but I don't use it cause it sounds too cocky.

better Peter than Dick don't you think?

I want to know how I can get flaccid.

Ellen Degeneres always does it for me

 

[see4]

my erect bulbous is erect. it is firm, and it is of good size. like the index finger of a 3 month old baby.

 

[dannyboy602]

my erect bulbous is erect. it is firm, and it is of good size. like the index finger of a 3 month old baby.

that's about the size of your average clitoris.

 

[see4]

that's about the size of your average clitoris.

Yea, my weenis is smaller than that. But at least its bulbous. And it's purple.

 

[dannyboy602]

Yea, my weenis is smaller than that. But at least its bulbous. And it's purple.

maybe you could call it a "clitoripenis" and you could dress it up for holidays.

 

[see4]

maybe you could call it a "clitoripenis" and you could dress it up for holidays.

lol. "dress it up for the holidays" lmao. good one.

 

[Bublonichronic]

sometimes i randomly get hard (especially) while sitting , temp influences this as well...

Ahh, the phantom boner is what your talkin about, I once got one when I was swimming with some friends, they thought it was weird cause there was no girls...the phantom boner can occure at any time

 

[mr sunshine]

Ahh, the phantom boner is what your talkin about, I once got one when I was swimming with some friends, they thought it was weird cause there was no girls...the phantom boner can occure at any time

Lol..weird as in gay?

 

[dannyboy602]

boners are natures way of taking your genitals for a test drive

 

[Bublonichronic]

Lol..weird as in gay?

Just weird, now after the third time it happened it seemed a little gay ...

 

[Bublonichronic]

I remember one time in middle school I had a boner and my teacher called me up to the front of the class, I had to do a quick tuck n make it look like I was pullin up my pants, that was nerve racking

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I remember one time in middle school I had a boner and my teacher called me up to the front of the class, I had to do a quick tuck n make it look like I was pullin up my pants, that was nerve racking

Shoulda just rocked a harsh milarken. It's saved me from many an embarrassing moment.

 

[UncleBuck]

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