Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[cannabineer]

I hope you consented.

It was a legitimate wank!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

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Thor penis

That is not Thor's penis. I have seen Thor's penis, as did the Customs guy, and the toll booth lady.

 

[Flaming Pie]

That is not Thor's penis. I have seen Thor's penis, as did the Customs guy, and the toll booth lady.

My husbands penis trumps all other penis. My vagina hurts when I look upon its glory.

 

[StonedFarmer]

He has no idea as he injected it into his penis vein.

I prefer an epidural, thanks though

 

[Flaming Pie]

True love:

When looking at your husband's cock makes your pussy ache.

 

[StonedFarmer]

My husbands penis trumps all other penis. My vagina hurts when I look upon its glory.

You havent seen mine yet, I say yet becausr I am still getting drunk on cheap wine and whiskey

 

[curious2garden]

I am riveted to my television. I heard Ted Cruz is announcing his Cabinet tonight.

 

[Flaming Pie]

That's a nice cabinet.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

more like

Gone from the race.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

thank god for John Kasich







lolz

 

[curious2garden]

thank god for John Kasich

Does he give good cabinet?

 

[Singlemalt]

more like

Gone from the race.

Cedar, nice. One can smell pencils thru eternity

 

[curious2garden]

Cedar, nice. One can smell pencils thru eternity

Obviously someone who knows his stinky corpses!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

My husbands penis trumps all other penis. My vagina hurts when I look upon its glory.

TRUMP!

and painful vagina.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Does he give good cabinet?

the best

 

[cannabineer]

True love:

When looking at your husband's cock makes your pussy ache.

 

[mr sunshine]

True love:

When looking at your husband's cock makes your pussy ache.

Can I suck on your toes while he pounds you?

 

[srh88]

Can I suck on your toes while he pounds you?

 

[Farmer's Hat]

I finally published my first children's book. It was a fun illustration project.

The Adventures of Frank and Mustard!
1500 books!

 

[6ohMax]

TRUMP!

and painful vagina.

Cruise dropped out ..so better chance for TRUMP!