tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
I'm so glad you two made up, hugs all around...
OK,so ya fucked up a little...drink too much...every bodies sorry, blah blah blah... Now what happened to THE PRINCESS? You getting married, going to Qatar, going to the Phillipines, having the Philippines moved here...what the fuck...where's the final act...the resolution?????I posted this earlier, but I buy 1 pint of whisky and 2-24oz coors original. I split the pint with my sister in law. I think a pint is like 10 shots maybe..
So 5 shots and 48 ounces of beer. I'm completely comfortable with that.. Before I went to rehab I was drinking a 5th to myself everyday.
Here in Colorado any more than that I get a nasty hang over because of the altitude.
I use to smoke pot like crazy, now I go days maybe even weeks sometimes with out pot. I'm pretty sure I'll slowly phase out drinking too..
But I'm young and a bartender.. This is my life style..
I'm just glad I don't do heroin
Were both of your parents English teachers? Because if not, you have not suffered nearly enough to appoint yourself Chief Arbiter of Punctuation and Grammar.Hey Dia. UB3 is off tonight, so I'm taking the midnight shift. You only had a few grammatical errors, but a lot of missing punctuation (all in red above). All in all, you receive an A for the post's content, and a C+ because of the errors. We'll just call it a B
They're called children, and they generally require the two people involved to spend a lil time in the same room together first.OK,so ya fucked up a little...drink too much...every bodies sorry, blah blah blah... Now what happened to THE PRINCESS? You getting married, going to Qatar, going to the Phillipines, having the Philippines moved here...what the fuck...where's the final act...the resolution?????
Lol. I'm just fillin' in for UB3...Were both of your parents English teachers? Because if not, you have not suffered nearly enough to appoint yourself Chief Arbiter of Punctuation and Grammar.
I'll be happy to rectify the imbalance.
Beware of the 'fill in' position... sweetie.Lol. I'm just fillin' in for UB3...
So I plan on seeing her in the next 6 weeks. Can't really say to much until than.OK,so ya fucked up a little...drink too much...every bodies sorry, blah blah blah... Now what happened to THE PRINCESS? You getting married, going to Qatar, going to the Phillipines, having the Philippines moved here...what the fuck...where's the final act...the resolution?????
Ah, the memories...Normal = i jack off 5 times
Memories of being single..Ah, the memories...
FmlNormal = i jack off 5 times
More like memories of being able to come 5 times in a single day instead of a month. The single part was so-so.Memories of being single..
Smoke more weed. I swear it's the fucking fountain of wood for me, Not even kidding.More like memories of being able to come 5 times in a single day instead of a month. The single part was so-so.
I honestly don't think I could smoke more than I already am... I could go for more gummy bears though...Smoke more weed. I swear it's the fucking fountain of wood for me, Not even kidding.