What would you wish to find in your crotchal area?

[Alienwidow]

i wish i would find an apple watch in my pocket and half a cheese burger. Because a whole cheeseburger wouldnt fit in my pocket. All i have in there now is an empty baggie, a shot glass, 23 dollars, and a lighter.

 

[tyler.durden]

A larger penis would be nice...

 

[Singlemalt]

$80, a sausage/meatball/pepper calzone and this pocket sized laser:

To heat up the calzone of course

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[bluntmassa1]

Cocaine I got weed. Or some LSD would be lovely.

 

[SunnyJim]

A 12 inch penis.
















































... Instead of this monster! *grabs junk*

 

[bluntmassa1]

A 12 inch penis.
















































... Instead of this monster! *grabs junk*

I'd prefer a tight vagina but if that's your thing cool.

 

[srh88]

I'd like to find @lahadaextranjera down there

 

[alaskachic]

The Holy Grail.......of mj

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Super tight super lubed love tube.

 

[2paranoid]

beer

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

beer

Same I've taken a little bit of a liking to alcohol

 

[tyler.durden]

^^ Uh-oh.

"Hi. My name's Luke, and I'm an alcoholic..."
"Hi, Luke!"
"It's been a half hour since my last drink, 'cause my mom ran out of beer..."

 

[.Pinworm.]

^^ Uh-oh.

"Hi. My name's Luke, and I'm an alcoholic..."
"Hi, Luke!"
"It's been a half hour since my last drink, 'cause my mom ran out of beer..."