[Drug test help] How fucked am I?

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mrskeltaldoot

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Sorry if I'm posting in the wrong place, but here it goes:

So I smoked weed for my first time in about 5 months last Saturday (10 days ago). I got "randomly" tested today. I'm a really skinny dude (120 lbs, 5'10") with an extremely high metabolism(no matter how much I eat, I just can't gain weight). I've worked out for about 5 of those 10 days after I smoked. I think that all of these traits would put me in the clear, but I hardly had anything to drink on the day of the test. What are my chances of passing?
 
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$bkbbudz$

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To answer your title question...completely. No matter how much you have smoked in 5 months or how skinny you are. The words 'drug test' are kind of misleading...labs do not test for drugs, they test for the metabolites used by the body to absorb chemical compounds. Unless you used a detox tea or drank a couple of gallons of water to dilute your urine immediately preceding the test...you will not pass your test. I am sorry but those are the physiologic facts.
 
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$bkbbudz$

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mrskeltaldoot said:
Even though this was my first time smoking in 5 months? I heard it only takes a week or so if you are an infrequent user
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What you heard was wrong. I studied substance abuse counseling and worked briefly as a probation officer. Cannabis will be metabolized by your body for 30-50 days depending on your weight, amount used, and potency of the particular plant you smoked.
 
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mrskeltaldoot

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$bkbbudz$ said:
What you heard was wrong. I studied substance abuse counseling and worked briefly as a probation officer. Cannabis will be metabolized by your body for 30-50 days depending on your weight, amount used, and potency of the particular plant you smoked.
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http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/timetable.htm

I realize that my body will readily metabolize cannabis for 30-50 days, but once I fall below a certain threshold (20-50 ng/ml) the test will show negative, right? Every source I can find says that a user as infrequent as me would test positive after 8 days. Could you find a source that says it's still detectable for 30 days, even with my limited use?
 
$bkbbudz$

$bkbbudz$

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mrskeltaldoot said:
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/timetable.htm

I realize that my body will readily metabolize cannabis for 30-50 days, but once I fall below a certain threshold (20-50 ng/ml) the test will show negative, right? Every source I can find says that a user as infrequent as me would test positive after 8 days. Could you find a source that says it's still detectable for 30 days, even with my limited use?
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Bottom line, I could and hope that I may be in error for your sake. Even if I could find internet documentation that confirms or denies what I posted...the results from your test will prevail. In the meantime, why worry yourself to death over something that is done and you cannot change the outcome of?
 
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mrskeltaldoot

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$bkbbudz$ said:
Bottom line, I could and hope that I may be in error for your sake. Even if I could find internet documentation that confirms or denies what I posted...the results from your test will prevail. In the meantime, why worry yourself to death over something that is done and you cannot change the outcome of?
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Now THAT, is true. I think it's time to relax and just wait for the results... Thanks for your input.
 
gixxa

gixxa

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Drinking water would have help alot but if you drink too much water it can return a false positive for dilution - depending on the type of test.... And drinking too much water at once - (enormous amounts) can get you water intoxicated.... Not good..
I used to get drug tested alot at work and I was skinny and high metabolism as you say...
50/50 chance being your weight and metabolism... Depending on how much you smoked ????????
If the test returns as positive, deny it and ask for a retest which should be within your rights in certain circumstances... If you think you are gonna be tested or retested ? - Start drinking water NOW!! Be careful you dont drink enormous quantities as it will bring your salt levels down and intoxicate you... I have gotten dizzy and light headed from drinking 4 litres in a hurry..
GOOD LUCK !!!! I know the feeling
 
Aby55

Aby55

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I think you'll pass.
If it's a dip stick urine test you have to have a certain level of the thc metabolite to fail. Even if you barely pass you pass.
From my previous run ins with drug test and research your weight and lack of smoking for 5 months helps you.
There was an actual study I read. The took heavy and light smokers and tested how many days it took for them to be smoke free and pass a drug test.
The light smoker Was clean in 2-4 days. If I find it I'll post it here. Not that it matters since your test is done.
 
Bear420

Bear420

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My Opinion is Don't Take the test Period, make up an excuse to get out of it at all costs, and if you really have to take it and can't get out of taking it. this is what i did and I only had 3 days, and this was years ago. about 7 to be exact. I drank a gallon of water with white vinegar in it and my pee was clear as it could be. I sure hope it doesn't affect your life Mary Jane should never ruin someones life, it has never killed anyone and should be legal it has only helped people until this happens then your life goes in the crapper. good luck
 
Bachomp

Bachomp

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$bkbbudz$ said:
What you heard was wrong. I studied substance abuse counseling and worked briefly as a probation officer. Cannabis will be metabolized by your body for 30-50 days depending on your weight, amount used, and potency of the particular plant you smoked.
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Hehe I worked in outpatient substance abuse counseling for 7 years :dunce:
 
Yodaweed

Yodaweed

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I'd say 50/50 I used to pass drug tests 2 weeks after smoking , if you work out and drink a shitload of water you should be good.
 
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