FML

[GreatwhiteNorth]

This years season of Gold Rush is over.
Grandpa Schnabel died a couple days ago.FML

I'll admit I like that show - most of them that concern my state are drama laden bullshit.

 

[ttystikk]

If yer jerkin to political cartoons you have much larger issues.

Just sayin.

Just... shush.

 

[ttystikk]

My dog just taught me what an Aural Hematoma is.
FMD'sL

Hey, my dog has one of those too.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Just getting ready to start dinner. We have those magnetic child-proof thingies put on the cabinets in the whole kitchen. Well, the magnet to open it is nowhere to be found. Perhaps it is locked in a cabinet attached to a pot. No other magnets strong enough in the house.

So I guess there won't be tacos tonight.

FML

 

[Singlemalt]

Just getting ready to start dinner. We have those magnetic child-proof thingies put on the cabinets in the whole kitchen. Well, the magnet to open it is nowhere to be found. Perhaps it is locked in a cabinet attached to a pot. No other magnets strong enough in the house.

So I guess there won't be tacos tonight.

FML

Check lil Baldy's diapers, if not now then in the morning it'll show. Been thru that

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Check lil Baldy's diapers, if not now then in the morning it'll show. Been thru that

Nah, its pretty big. Though he stuck a whole mini cheese in his mouth.

 

[abe supercro]

reverse the polarity man! find it? prolly in a cupboard eh

 

[LargeMarge]

@.Pinworm. Didn't reply to me FML!

 

[.Pinworm.]

@.Pinworm. Didn't reply to me FML!

10 years ago...on this same stretch of road....in a dense fog, just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen....There was this sound, like a garbage truck had dropped off the empire state building ----

And when they finally pulled the drivers body from the burning, twisted, wreck....it looked like THIS



I'll tell em all, that Large Marge sent me....

 

[LargeMarge]

10 years ago...on this same stretch of road....in a dense fog, just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen....There was this sound, like a garbage truck had dropped off the empire state building ----

And when they finally pulled the drivers body from the burning, twisted, wreck....it looked like THIS

View attachment 3646664

I'll tell em all, that Large Marge sent me....

You really are as good as they said.

 

[cannabineer]

Nah, its pretty big. Though he stuck a whole mini cheese in his mouth.

Oh man the monkey, bar, cue ball joke applies.

 

[mr sunshine]

You really are as good as they said.

Wait till you see his cock.

 

[LargeMarge]

Wait till you see his cock.

I've heard big things.

 

[cannabineer]

I will have you know that a Google Image Search on the terms "pinworm cock" did not return even one image worth reproducing here, the sovereign repository of meaningless crap. I ... am ashamed.

 

[mr sunshine]

I will have you know that a Google Image Search on the terms "pinworm cock" did not return even one image worth reproducing here, the sovereign repository of meaningless crap. I ... am ashamed.

If you Google pinworms in sunshines ass, you should find a couple videos.

 

[cannabineer]

If you Google pinworms in sunshines ass, you should find a couple videos.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html

I absolutely refuse to hit that link just for the info in it.
NFW!!

 

[Singlemalt]

I absolutely refuse to hit that link just for the info in it.
NFW!!

Sounds as if it would be like having a real tail

 

[Singlemalt]

You know. all wagging and shit

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Sounds as if it would be like having a real tail

Ick - go there if you must my friend.
*shivers spasmodically*