what about fly tape? I stick my head in fly tape alllll the time. Actually gives me a shiney coatEvery god damn day i knock my head on at least one hood. Fml.
Every god damn day i knock my head on at least one hood. Fml.
did you make it home yet?!Blew a tire now I'm sitting on the side of the freeway. No spare. Fml.
Made it home around 7. Girlfriend came and got me but i couldnt find my 4 way. So we had to go get one, go back and take the tire off, go get the tire changed then go back and put it on. Was indeed an ordeal.did you make it home yet?!
thast a relly cool stoory maan ... you need talk to text lol.. i just imagine youre a giant person with cinder block hands and its hard to type.Can i just bitch and complain without actually gibinh details im kinda ducjed up
But fml for real
Im act like a hoe and whem.i finally try and settlw down aftaer my divorce.. this girl.been fucjin around
Im jist done.. im cool.singke and no attachments, just some unwholesom fun
I guess
dude my grill is totaled...it looks like a crushed tin can. clockin 80mph winds out here...all the snow is probaly just accumulating on my driveway only..FMLi have pushed or shoveled 7 cars out of the snow already. it's a fairly flat street. two of them had 4wd.
FTLs
"1-3 inches of snow expected"dude my grill is totaled...it looks like a crushed tin can. clockin 80mph winds out here...all the snow is probaly just accumulating on my driveway only..FML
I heard eating lots of fruits might help.Allergies are the worst this year...I'm like 2 eye rubs away from the childhood plague of pink eye...kill me now!