I'm Looking for My First Dick

[ClaytonBigsby]

do any of you have any tips, or pointers?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

do any of you have any tips, or pointers?

It's between your legs. Live 'n learn.

 

[ChingOwn]

craigs list holmes

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Gary Goodson]

Reported for being an outlier

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Reported for being an outlier

What exactly does it lie outside of?

 

[UncleBuck]

hi everyone. i am a 29 year old bisexual female. i am new here.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

You never forget your first, @ClaytonBigsby . Choose wisely. Stare at it a lot first. Then close your eyes. How do you feel when you picture it thrusting at you?

 

[ChingOwn]

attention mods that is an artists rendition of the Obelisk that sits a top breeds hill formally known as bunker hill an American national historical reference point....it is not a penoooise

 

[Eltomcat]

I got one, it ain't big but it sure is small..

I make up for it in foreskin...

 

[Eltomcat]

Oh and bisexual girls are overrated....

 

[UncleBuck]

i have a vagina. sometimes i let women play with it. sometimes i let men play with it. please accept me. i am new here.

 

[kelly4]

i have a vagina. sometimes i let women play with it. sometimes i let men play with it. please accept me. i am new here.

Hello, I am new here too. I would love to meet you. Do you have a drivers license? Would you be willing to pick up a van and drive it to me?

 

[UncleBuck]

Hello, I am new here too. I would love to meet you. Do you have a drivers license? Would you be willing to pick up a van and drive it to me?

i have a driver's license but my sexy girlfriend whose vagina i lick has it right now.

would you like to come to my key party? @Pokémaster has already RSVPed.

i am new here.

 

[kelly4]

do any of you have any tips, or pointers?

Clayton, I'm pretty sure that this new chick is actually a dude. When "she" comes to pick up that van, have him give you the dick. Maybe you would like to ride back with him and we could throw a kegger.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Oh and bisexual girls are overrated....

sez you

 

[Singlemalt]

do any of you have any tips, or pointers?

Heh heh heh, he said tips

 

[Pokémaster]

i have a driver's license but my sexy girlfriend whose vagina i lick has it right now.

would you like to come to my key party? @Pokémaster has already RSVPed.

i am new here.

Hahahaha!! This thread is amazing

 

[Pokémaster]

I can't "like" comments on my phone so I'm handing out likes to everyone in this thread lol

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

The dick doesn’t have to be real big, just really hard