all the buffoonery

Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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CrocodileStunter said:
lmfao I'd love to see a 4 cylinder car pull a 2-5 ton trailer nearly everyday for over 15 years. I've been married for 10 years. They don't even make hondas in my size I'm 6 ft 5. It would be like me driving in a t bucket it just aint gonna happen.
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The 2-5 ton trailer to haul your wife around? That's the only reason I see for mentioning you have been married for 10 yrs in this discussion
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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greasemonkeymann said:
dude... some "fat" chicks can suck a MEAN dick...
i know of one (dont ask, i was drunk) that can make even a seasoned pornstar nut quick...
Girl can suck a golf ball through a straw...
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If I was thizzed out and single and alone and horney and a little hungry. I would let any fat chicken head blow me, way better then jacking off. If she was really, really ugly and we were alone, id probably make her lick my asshole.
 
CrocodileStunter

CrocodileStunter

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Olive Drab Green said:
Porn is not the same thing as nudity, though. Porn's explicit use is to incite arousal for masturbatory or otherwise sexual purposes. We just posted humorous pics resembling dicks. Hence why there are apparently nudist colonies who can take pics of teenagers and not have it considered pornography (not my thing, but that's apparently how the law reads it: It has to be obviously intended to arouse.)
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No there were actual dicks on the page hence why the mods removed them.
 
Olive Drab Green

Olive Drab Green

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greasemonkeymann said:
why report it though?
whats the harm man
as an adult i'm not too scared of a man-cock. I'm totally ok with being a straight-dude.
What frightens me are the REAL good post-op trannies..
Those are freaky...
chicks with adam's apples....
not cool.
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Tricky little former sons of bitches.

Edit: To clarify, I'm all about choice. You can choose to romance who you'd like. This was just humor.
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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Olive Drab Green said:
Tricky little former sons of bitches.

Edit: To clarify, I'm all about choice. You can choose to romance who you'd like. This was just humor.
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Oh me too man, I live on the central californai coast...
We are VERY progressive with the LGBT community..
I just don't like the ones that think they are truly female and don't feel the need to inform the guy..
happen to a buddy of mine...
he was scarred from it
and no the "buddy" wasn't me...
But I do own up to the fat girl though...
whoowheee... that girl...
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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greasemonkeymann said:
Oh me too man, I live on the central californai coast...
We are VERY progressive with the LGBT community..
I just don't like the ones that think they are truly female and don't feel the need to inform the guy..
happen to a buddy of mine...
he was scarred from it
and no the "buddy" wasn't me...
But I do own up to the fat girl though...
whoowheee... that girl...
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Thot you were east coaster. CCC here too, 5th district
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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greasemonkeymann said:
Saying categorically obtuse comments like that won't get ya far with us people that use factual shit to base our arguments on.
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Im stealing this for my sig because it is so bipolar and i like it.

Just so we are all clear the Crocodile man reported Bucks post that was a dildo dressed as an astronaut could barley even tell it was a penis at all. Im not mad that it ruined my thread. On the contrary I'm impressed.

@UncleBuck is a polarizing enough figure to make an enemy that will follow him out of his preferred genre (politics Im guessing) just to report his post to be a dick (maybe pun intended). And then all the people in that I love jumped trolled the guy to thread lockedness out of pure good spirit..

I love you guys
 
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