I'm afraid our time together is running out.

[420God]

Dumb question, but do you have toilet paper there, or do you wash your hands real good when you're done?

 

[neosapien]

Dumb question, but do you have toilet paper there, or do you wash your hands real good when you're done?

Yeah there's toilet paper. The sewage Isn't set up to handle it/doesn't exist so you put it in the trash. And lots of restaurants don't supply it, you gotta bring your own. Nicer establishments and hotels all have it though.

 

[Diabolical666]

byob

bring your own buttwipe

 

[420God]

Yeah there's toilet paper. The sewage Isn't set up to handle it/doesn't exist so you put it in the trash. And lots of restaurants don't supply it, you gotta bring your own. Nicer establishments and hotels all have it though.

Cool, I was just curious, thought you might be walking around with only one sock on afterwards.

 

[neosapien]

Haha naw they're not that poor anymore. The first time I came here they were building the first high rise apartments and had 1 internet cafe. The 2nd time there were 4 high rises and the neighbor had wifi. Now there's like 15 high rises. And everyone has wifi. Got it at my wife's house now for Christ sakes lol. More of a city and less of a town now. Anywho Tomorrow is New Years Eve. Gonna eat like a mofo. And set off a bunch of fireworks. Then Monday go see some giant sculptures made of hay or some shit. Night night.

 

[Hookabelly]

Yeah there's toilet paper. The sewage Isn't set up to handle it/doesn't exist so you put it in the trash. And lots of restaurants don't supply it, you gotta bring your own. Nicer establishments and hotels all have it though.

So you have to throw the TP in a bucket too? We had to do that in Belize. Their septic couldn't handle the paper. So you had to do your biz, then put all the TP in a pop top wasted can.

 

[neosapien]

So you have to throw the TP in a bucket too? We had to do that in Belize. Their septic couldn't handle the paper. So you had to do your biz, then put all the TP in a pop top wasted can.

Yeah that's exactly what you have to do. Then they take it to a dump. Or burn it.

 

[HoLE]

So you have to throw the TP in a bucket too? We had to do that in Belize. Their septic couldn't handle the paper. So you had to do your biz, then put all the TP in a pop top wasted can.

When I go,,,I flush soon as I'm done,,,,,keeps the smell down,,,then I finish and wipe,,,,need anymore details,,,send me a private

 

[dirtyho1968]

Hey 420, please tell him safe travels for me!

 

[dirtyho1968]

I went to China way back in the 90's. Guaranteed I wore the first NOFX shirt on the wall. lol, it was the ep shirt.

 

[neosapien]

Tell that fucker yourself @dirtyho1968 !

 

[dirtyho1968]

Lol, I thought he'd be out of contact.
God damn mother fucking son of a bitch. I can't move, I can't twitch.

 

[neosapien]

Lol, I thought he'd be out of contact.
God damn mother fucking son of a bitch. I can't move, I can't twitch.

I thought I would be too. They ramped up the great firewall since I was here last and I bought a VPN service to get around it but since I wasn't there yet I was unsure if it would actually work once I got here. But it does. And I'm pretty confident my anonymity is protected enough to post here. So I can stop bothering @420God to relay all the shit I talk lol.

 

[dirtyho1968]

I thought YOU'D...

 

[dirtyho1968]

Right on bro, enjoy your stay!

 

[neosapien]

Thanks man! Good to see you out and about dirty dirty!

 

[dirtyho1968]

Check in every now and then, I'm alway like wtf is going on? Out of the loop...

 

[neosapien]

Just had New Years dinner. It was fucking awesome. Started out with paying respects to the ancestors with offerings of food, candy, alcohol and cigarettes.


Then went upstairs and ate a bunch of food and drank some beers. Pretty laid back really. Pork, chicken, sausage, fish, peanuts, all kinds of shit really. Going to go out on the roof just before midnight and set off a shit ton of fireworks.

 

[420God]

That food looks awesome! I could totally do China.

And I liked relaying the messages, gave me purpose in life.

 

[neosapien]

The thread titles fucked up now that I can talk with you guys on the regular. What should we rename this thread to? Guerilla Incursion's thru China? What you got?