Blackouts sucks

bizarrojohnson

bizarrojohnson

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Don't you hate it when you wake up with $100 less in your wallet and don't remember half of your night? Fuck, I've only blacked out like 4 times in my life and I hate it every time. I'm an ipa guy and when I'm not drinking an ipa Its still usually a high gravity beer. Not to mention my favorite liquor to take shots of is tequila. Just woke up like 10 minutes ago with like 8 texts and 3 missed calls like wtf did I do last night? An unopened yuengling on my table....(what? there's no case in my fridge and you can't buy these in singles who was in my room?) all the cards I have (like 15) were all in the cash section of my wallet and apparently I made a stop at the atm for some reason. I recently stopped smoking cigarettes 3 weeks ago so I've been smoking a lot more weed and drinking more. Looks like I gotta lay off the booze for like a week. Been going too hard.........ranting. I must still be drunk. Got dammit.......anyone have any interesting black out stories. This one sucked.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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dude im a zannie man.
i feel you. i try to borderline the blackout stage with cocaine..but i have a problem not being able to stop once i get going
nothing worse than poppin 3 bars and hittin a few lines only to realize yiu got a pocketfull, end up munchin down 15 bars, blowin a ball, attacking a bottle and trying your best to smoke all the weed you got .. fuckin around with a chick yiu shouldnt be , next thing you know there are a few racks missing out your cup holder. and you dont remember shit.


my zannie stories id rather not share. they arent riu appropriate

and thats saying something
 
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AnzohazeSucker

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qwizoking said:
dude im a zannie man.
i feel you. i try to borderline the blackout stage with cocaine..but i have a problem not being able to stop once i get going
nothing worse than poppin 3 bars and hittin a few lines only to realize yiu got a pocketfull, end up munchin down 15 bars, blowin a ball, attacking a bottle and trying your best to smoke all the weed you got .. fuckin around with a chick yiu shouldnt be , next thing you know there are a few racks missing out your cup holder. and you dont remember shit.


my zannie stories id rather not share. they arent riu appropriate

and thats saying something
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Come on;)
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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this one is suitable and i remember most.....most of my friends found it pretty humorous


t was about 1am, i had bout 14 2mg xanax bars in my system plus an 1/8 of good skama- coca on me and a half oz of dank master kush that had me reeking of coffee. i was on my level and thought id walk around my beautiful town. i get to a 24hr 7/11 convenience store and buy a few packs of rillos. by this time my memory is beyond in and out, only the cocaine keeping me conscious. but if anyone has been barred out, you can snap to reality with sufficient...adrenaline? forgetting the before and after but branding the event in your mind.

so this guy next to me sees me buy the rillos and calls me to his car when i get out, bigger black guy, definitely did some time recently.. asks me what all im into and tells me to hop in right quick. based on his appearance and situation i figure he's trying to sell me something. i hop in the passenger and tell him "really anything man" at this point he locks the doors.. i couldnt unlock the door, it disappears into the door pannel. im stuck. he asks if he can suck my dick, im like i thought you meant drugs bro.. "dont be scared, just whip it out" nah man im cool, thats not how i roll. so he wont let me go... he wants my phone number and calls to make sure its right then lets me out the car. i was to messed up to try something and not like i had some heat on me . my memory goes blank after that, i do remember continuing to walk around the town








the ones that arent suitable have illegal or highly immoral activities that even the avg tnt goer wouldnt appreciate
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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the peer pressure is strong in this thread.
i like to think im wonderful and interesting "sick" being a byproduct


to be clear. all editions of qwizos story time are true stories


well ill give a short one..
there was this red head chick always comin by my work and just like hangin around. aaaand normally i dont like red heads, like asians they kinda look alien to me. she was an exception, an exception with a glorious ass too. but i knew she was a little young so nothing transpired... a little being, 17 and junior in h.s. .....
anyway as time passed she lured me in...wanting to try some of my coca.. so we end up doing powder together on occasion, then pretty frequently...one day i was like ay i got a sack of zannies you want a few or whatever? im generous like that
so we each pop a few and then my memory fades
im still at work btw.
so at some point obviously i get off work and i guess she waits around because my memory comes back in and im at her house. smoking bud having a nice conversation with her mother, which i thought pretty odd.. fades out again and shes in my bed at my place...all this driving (in her car) while under the influence im surprised nothing was damaged.
we still talk on occasion i call her my bambi she turned 18 in march though so its cool now ;)

crazy things happen when.yiu pop a few bars


that was a pretty innocent story..
 
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