If you are wearing one of those and get attacked, does that make the attacker a shark? Like if you were cutting in line at the Wal-Mart and somebody kicked you in the thigh, would it be a shark?
Absolutely. Sharks are everywhere. They can be very aggressive. Sometimes you're minding your own business taking selfies and posting on Facebook when BAM! Shark to the thigh.If you are wearing one of those and get attacked, does that make the attacker a shark? Like if you were cutting in line at the Wal-Mart and somebody kicked you in the thigh, would it be a shark?
I want one, but I am American. Does it come with fiber inserts for US?Absolutely. Sharks are everywhere. They can be very aggressive. Sometimes you're minding your own business taking selfies and posting on Facebook when BAM! Shark to the thigh.
The Shark Thigh Pad is a group of three defensive mechanisms:
- High Impact Absorption Foam
- Precurved for extra flexibility and comfort
- Fibre Inserts
Come at me now, sharks. I can't feel you hurtin' me. On the thighs, anyway.
I'll hook you up. I wear four on each thigh, just to be safe.I want one, but I am American. Does it come with fiber inserts for US?
Fucking sharks.
If they don't, there's a market for them.Do they happen to make a nut cup?
If they don't, there's a market for them.
Sharks always circling the genital area. I should stop mentioning it, maybe.
There's always a risk that the Shark Thigh Pad might make you look quite the fool. The trick is to convince everyone of the real and immediate threat sharks pose.
But won't I get shark helmet hair?