Getting older IS amazing!

curious2garden

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Indagrow said:
That's how they get yah! It's just not ideal, but becomes more and more relevant the longer we are here. I remember being younger and knowing things got better when you where an adult... This sucks. It's come to my attention we all suffer from birthdays every year, just know you're not alone! Stand (or sit) strong brothers for together we can overcome our youth!

I was taught to open a speech with enthusiasm and eye contact but it's typically around this part I just abridge the speech and get the point across. I had a strange inception dream where I pissed my pants, woke up and pissed my pants.... Then I really woke up and made myself get up so I didn't have to blame my girlfriend for pissing the bed. As I slouched on the wall half aiming for water half knowing I'd be cleaning the seat with a sterile, ammonia, free range, organic solution.. I thought to myself 'did I almost pee the fucking bed?' Images immediately started rushing into my head; Depends Adult Diapers, access ramps, $7 checks for holidays..FIGGY PUDDING! I'm old. When the fuck did that happen!?

I make dad noises. I do this strange audible inhale hiccup before I burp (gastro aspiration? Is that a thing?) I don't trust my farts nearly enough anymore, and my socks are getting higher and higher.

What are some tell tale signs I can look out for? I've just heard getting old is a trap.. let's just help each other be aware of possible precursors
Click to expand...
It's to late ...... join the borg
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
theexpress said:
@yessica you want me to pm you some pics of me fucking chicks up da assn. and show u what u missing?
Click to expand...
hahahahah

You already did silly! hahaha

Ages ago. I think it was just finger blasting some assholes or something. And the chick looked like a little person.

I'd prefer a picture of your peen dressed up in a costume, if you're talking requests.

Already got Dumblecock - it was glorious.

But there's SO MANY possibilities. Take you're time, I'll be waiting...
 
vro

vro

Well-Known Member
How did prohormones work for you? I heard theyre not as good as real gear and they are dangerous since theyre orals. I want to hop on test and deca when im like 25. I used to lift weights in high school but got injured and quit now im super skinny i still have my youth metabolism.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
if you were cool youd be balls deep in a fine nude model lookin bitch and still posting on riu cause you give no fucks...while fully dressed of course
:D
 
theexpress

theexpress

Well-Known Member
My girlfriend looks good round White girl tear. Drop booty 34 c titties nice legs pink delicious pussy. . No gag reflex swallow all the time does trick for me
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top